Safety Gear Collectors Gifts

Geekasaurus.

'Dewey! Grandpa's stuck again. Give him a couple of whacks upside the head.'

Beware of Falling Notice.

Cricket Accidents.

"So, Bob... anything you'd like to tell me about your little trip to the hunting store on Boxing Day?"

A spy

Man walks into 'Watch your step' sign.

"It's the Coast Guard - they want to know how many life-jackets we have onboard."

A polar bear has slipped and is sprawled out on the ice next to a yellow caution sign that features a slipping figure.

'Don't give me that junk! — We spies don't either have to stick together!'

'I meant bring your fishing tackle.'

Caution wet floors. . . Caution DRY ceilings.

'Careful,George.You know how it makes you sick when you travel backwards.'

'They say that these are also handy for carrying a sleeping bag, pad, tent, foul weather gear, extra clothes, trail mix...'

Millwall - Hard Hat Area.

"There - now we're environmentally responsible."

'Dude! Did you even check if that cloak had a flame retardant, before you bought it?'

"Have a nice day"

Warning! Contains Salt...

"But part of me hopes there never is an Armageddon."

"It's okay, honey. It's only a mailman."

Did our request for different safety hats get approval?

'Where are you going, I already locked out that pump.' - 'CARL'S on shift!'

'The packet says 'do not climb without safety harness'.'

"Oh really, Gerald! You're removing honey from the hives, not plutonium!"

No, it does not look stupid, and yes, you are going to wear a helmet.

'You can't say the government isn't trying.'

Malcolm realised too late that he didn't have opposable thumbs.

Anthrax scare.

"Miss, I'm familiar with the 'Fasten Seatbelt' sign, but what's with the 'Check Engine' light?"

"Hazmat's been very good to me. But my first real love is still beekeeping."

"Yes, our cautiousness may be a bit excessive but we do have the lowest litigation rates in the industry."

Milk production

Beware of dog (bomb vest)

'It's to protect me from the splattering. Now open wide.'