Safety Equipment Collector Gifts

"Impressive brawl skills."

'Dewey! Grandpa's stuck again. Give him a couple of whacks upside the head.'

Beware of Falling Notice.

'It seats two comfortably.'

A bird that is also the helmet from a suit of armour (or is it a bird inside a helmet?). Notice the very small flying bird/helmet in the background.

"So, Bob... anything you'd like to tell me about your little trip to the hunting store on Boxing Day?"

'Now you know where you left your tools.'

'Hi, I'm looking for something small and portable!'

"I like wine gadgets more than I like the wine!"

A polar bear has slipped and is sprawled out on the ice next to a yellow caution sign that features a slipping figure.

Hague Convention Defied! Failure of the new Tommy-Scalder.

Man walks into 'Watch your step' sign.

Geekasaurus.

'I meant bring your fishing tackle.'

Caution wet floors. . . Caution DRY ceilings.

Jazz Bagpipes

"There - now we're environmentally responsible."

'They say that these are also handy for carrying a sleeping bag, pad, tent, foul weather gear, extra clothes, trail mix...'

Doubling Gloucester Cheeses

Millwall - Hard Hat Area.

Man on motorbike.

"Have a nice day"

Warning! Contains Salt...

'You're not from around here, are you?'

"Oh really, Gerald! You're removing honey from the hives, not plutonium!"

'I'm wearing a bump cap and a hard hat. I like to be ready for any situation.'

'Where are you going, I already locked out that pump.' - 'CARL'S on shift!'

"He put up a decent fight."

Large Whist Party in Small Room

"I'll be honest with you, I have no idea what half of this equipment does, but it looks pretty cool, don't you think?"

"It's our largest truck...and it comes with a spare car."

Did our request for different safety hats get approval?

'The packet says 'do not climb without safety harness'.'

Anthrax scare.

Malcolm realised too late that he didn't have opposable thumbs.