Safety Equipment Collector Gifts

"Impressive brawl skills."

'Dewey! Grandpa's stuck again. Give him a couple of whacks upside the head.'

Beware of Falling Notice.

'It seats two comfortably.'

A bird that is also the helmet from a suit of armour (or is it a bird inside a helmet?). Notice the very small flying bird/helmet in the background.

"So, Bob... anything you'd like to tell me about your little trip to the hunting store on Boxing Day?"

'Now you know where you left your tools.'

'Hi, I'm looking for something small and portable!'

Hague Convention Defied! Failure of the new Tommy-Scalder.

Geekasaurus.

A polar bear has slipped and is sprawled out on the ice next to a yellow caution sign that features a slipping figure.

"I like wine gadgets more than I like the wine!"

Man walks into 'Watch your step' sign.

'I meant bring your fishing tackle.'

Caution wet floors. . . Caution DRY ceilings.

"There - now we're environmentally responsible."

'They say that these are also handy for carrying a sleeping bag, pad, tent, foul weather gear, extra clothes, trail mix...'

Millwall - Hard Hat Area.

Jazz Bagpipes

Man on motorbike.

Doubling Gloucester Cheeses

"Have a nice day"

Warning! Contains Salt...

'You're not from around here, are you?'

Did our request for different safety hats get approval?

'Where are you going, I already locked out that pump.' - 'CARL'S on shift!'

"I'll be honest with you, I have no idea what half of this equipment does, but it looks pretty cool, don't you think?"

"He put up a decent fight."

'The packet says 'do not climb without safety harness'.'

'I'm wearing a bump cap and a hard hat. I like to be ready for any situation.'

"Oh really, Gerald! You're removing honey from the hives, not plutonium!"

Large Whist Party in Small Room

"It's our largest truck...and it comes with a spare car."

Anthrax scare.

Malcolm realised too late that he didn't have opposable thumbs.