Safety Gear Collector Gifts

Anthrax scare.

'I haven't been hit by a single car since I started wearing these.'

"Have a nice day"

Workers in Hazmat suits make sweets

"Oh really, Gerald! You're removing honey from the hives, not plutonium!"

New grapefruit safety standard.

'Meet the boss and you'll see why even the clerical staff sometimes needs a hard hat!'

'And above all, pleasant working conditions.'

A worker gets killed and his co-worker calls dibs on his safety boots...

'The packet says 'do not climb without safety harness'.'

'It's to protect me from the splattering. Now open wide.'

'Is the new chip really that fast, or do you just like wearing all the safety gear?'

'Dewey! Grandpa's stuck again. Give him a couple of whacks upside the head.'

"Where did you get that?"

Cricket Accidents.

Beware of Falling Notice.

"So, Bob... anything you'd like to tell me about your little trip to the hunting store on Boxing Day?"

'Now you know where you left your tools.'

A spy

'Don't give me that junk! — We spies don't either have to stick together!'

"It's the Coast Guard - they want to know how many life-jackets we have onboard."

A polar bear has slipped and is sprawled out on the ice next to a yellow caution sign that features a slipping figure.

Man walks into 'Watch your step' sign.

Geekasaurus.

'I meant bring your fishing tackle.'

Caution wet floors. . . Caution DRY ceilings.

"There - now we're environmentally responsible."

'Careful,George.You know how it makes you sick when you travel backwards.'

Millwall - Hard Hat Area.

'They say that these are also handy for carrying a sleeping bag, pad, tent, foul weather gear, extra clothes, trail mix...'

'Dude! Did you even check if that cloak had a flame retardant, before you bought it?'

Warning! Contains Salt...

'Where are you going, I already locked out that pump.' - 'CARL'S on shift!'

No, it does not look stupid, and yes, you are going to wear a helmet.

"It's okay, honey. It's only a mailman."