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'I tried it at home...'

'Dewey! Grandpa's stuck again. Give him a couple of whacks upside the head.'

'All I want for Valentine's Day is a Greek fisherman's cap.'

Beware of Falling Notice.

Vendor selling testosterone.

"No matter what, sleep when the bay sleeps."

'Yeah, yeah, yeah... I know the drill.'

'... and we're also having a sale on do-it-yourself emergency surgery kits.'

'You know, there's no need to reinvent the rock.'

Al's Farm Equipment: Our Prices Can't Be Beat!

'Can I have mine with the peak at the front '

Official Team Cap With Beard

You can tell when the blades get dull on your rotary nose-hair clippers.

'Does my head look big in this?'

Pun on Excalibur - Swiss Army knife appears from the lake.

'Would it have killed you to go with a store-bought model?'

Man walks into 'Watch your step' sign.

'My hubby is getting better at D.I.Y. . . . Oh yes, he now spends more on screws than plasters.'

Geekasaurus.

'Dude, ya hat's on backwards.'

A polar bear has slipped and is sprawled out on the ice next to a yellow caution sign that features a slipping figure.

'It's my latest invention -- I cal lit 'a rock tied to a stick.''

"I want one of those!"

"How can you say my hat is on back to front when you don't know which way I'm going to go?"

'We thought you'd like music during your building inspection.'

The Black Hole the National Observatory just discovered, where temporarily misplaced tools and parts go.

"I guess I always wanted to be an electrician. As a little boy, I ran away to join the circuits."

Caution wet floors. . . Caution DRY ceilings.

'I'm still working on the mystery of how to make a decent living with a tip jar.'

Octopus Baseball Fan

Ed's Salary Cap

Mr. Briggs' Pleasures of Housekeeping, part 2

"For only five dollars more, the guy let me have the 'Smart Hammer.'"

'I wish you'd buy another hat!'

"There - now we're environmentally responsible."