Clock Collector T-Shirts

"Basically, we're all trying to say the same thing."

Retirement Clock...It's always 5 O'Clock.

Busy Couple

'Hon, I set all of your clocks an hour forward for daylight savings time.'

Clock in, Clock out.

Cat on cuckoo clock waiting for bird.

Miserable man with a clock as a face.

Second hand furniture.

Egg Timer.

Cat gets caught eating the cuckoo from a cuckoo clock.

clock shopkeeper says timing is everything

"Happy New Year!"

'I've had enough of these everlasting arguments - I say you're late!'

Flat Earth Society

'I'd rather have a TV.'

Berated at the train station.

J. Parry Clockmaker

Hmmm, not sure about these new-fangled clocks...

"Uh-oh. . . looks like the clock's stopped. . ."

"But I only restarted it three minutes ago."

Dollar Clock.

'What time you got?'

'Damned animal rights activists.' (cuckoo is gone).

Dali Clock

PASSIVE AGGRESSIVE DECOR

Policeman's face reveals clock.

101 uses of a dead cat: pendulum

Sign of the times, Sidney!

'Bill refuses to accept Daylight Savings Time.'

'You'll have to sell it on ebay to make ends meet.'

'We've got this new clock with a bird in it.'

Here is the wind-up...

'I've got to run. See you in an hour.'

Cuckoo clock.

Fighting Cuckoo Clocks.