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'I meant bring your fishing tackle.'

"Been here long?"

'This is our new camouflage hat.'

'They say that these are also handy for carrying a sleeping bag, pad, tent, foul weather gear, extra clothes, trail mix...'

"So, Bob... anything you'd like to tell me about your little trip to the hunting store on Boxing Day?"

Milk production

'Dewey! Grandpa's stuck again. Give him a couple of whacks upside the head.'

"What colour do you have to get before the big kids leave you alone?"

Sport Utility Boot.

'It seats two comfortably.'

"Sounds like cracked ribs. Try loosening your belt."

'You know, there's no need to reinvent the rock.'

'Yeah, yeah, yeah... I know the drill.'

'... and we're also having a sale on do-it-yourself emergency surgery kits.'

Al's Farm Equipment: Our Prices Can't Be Beat!

Used wheels

'Now you know where you left your tools.'

'Gentlemen, invent your engines.'

Pun on Excalibur - Swiss Army knife appears from the lake.

'Hi, I'm looking for something small and portable!'

'Would it have killed you to go with a store-bought model?'

The Hooligan.

'My hubby is getting better at D.I.Y. . . . Oh yes, he now spends more on screws than plasters.'

'It's my latest invention -- I cal lit 'a rock tied to a stick.''

'We thought you'd like music during your building inspection.'

The Black Hole the National Observatory just discovered, where temporarily misplaced tools and parts go.

"I guess I always wanted to be an electrician. As a little boy, I ran away to join the circuits."

'So I thought, why waste money on a new scope when I've got this baby just sitting in my attic gathering dust.'

DIY Store "I don't know why we come here..."

"For only five dollars more, the guy let me have the 'Smart Hammer.'"

Mr. Briggs' Pleasures of Housekeeping, part 2

Secateurs/Non-Secateurs.

"Have a nice day"

"I think you might need a few more tools."

"But part of me hopes there never is an Armageddon."