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'I meant bring your fishing tackle.'

"What inflatable raft?"

"Been here long?"

'This is our new camouflage hat.'

'They say that these are also handy for carrying a sleeping bag, pad, tent, foul weather gear, extra clothes, trail mix...'

"So, Bob... anything you'd like to tell me about your little trip to the hunting store on Boxing Day?"

Milk production

"What colour do you have to get before the big kids leave you alone?"

'Dewey! Grandpa's stuck again. Give him a couple of whacks upside the head.'

Sport Utility Boot.

Black Belt/Yellow Belt/Green Belt/No Belt.

'It seats two comfortably.'

"I had an Android, then I switched to an iPhone. Then I went back to an Android, then I switched back to the iPhone. . ."

"Sounds like cracked ribs. Try loosening your belt."

'Yeah, yeah, yeah... I know the drill.'

'You know, there's no need to reinvent the rock.'

Al's Farm Equipment: Our Prices Can't Be Beat!

'... and we're also having a sale on do-it-yourself emergency surgery kits.'

Used wheels

'Now you know where you left your tools.'

Pun on Excalibur - Swiss Army knife appears from the lake.

'Gentlemen, invent your engines.'

'Hi, I'm looking for something small and portable!'

'Would it have killed you to go with a store-bought model?'

Nor'easter Island.

'It's my latest invention -- I cal lit 'a rock tied to a stick.''

'My hubby is getting better at D.I.Y. . . . Oh yes, he now spends more on screws than plasters.'

The Hooligan.

'We thought you'd like music during your building inspection.'

The Black Hole the National Observatory just discovered, where temporarily misplaced tools and parts go.

"I guess I always wanted to be an electrician. As a little boy, I ran away to join the circuits."

DIY Store "I don't know why we come here..."

"If, in the future, you're unclear about what I need you to gather when I say nuts ..."

"For only five dollars more, the guy let me have the 'Smart Hammer.'"

Mr. Briggs' Pleasures of Housekeeping, part 2