Change Collector T-Shirts

"Relying on loose pocket change found under sofa cushions is a risky retirement plan."

"Finding coins under your couch cushions doesn't count as finding buried treasure."

'I move that our investment club meet here next Wednesday, whereupon we will once again check under the cushions.'

Dear, could you please pick up some batteries? The ones in the remote are dead and I feel like I'm Amish.

"These are the very weapons your mother and I used in our famous duel."

"Work hard. Save money. Work hard. Save money. Work hard. Save money. Work hard. Save money. Yay!!! I died rich!"

Guy has framed 'first Yuan'

Servicemen.

'He's so rich, when he writes a cheque the bank bounces.'

"You're on a what?!"

Second hand furniture.

'It's genuine 17th century satsuma - and the pair would have been worth ?14,000.'

European currency on the edge.

'Jimmy Chang gets his allowance in Yuan, and his parents let him buy and sell precious metals...'

'Do you think we should tell anyone about this?'

"Manhatten Brooklyn Hoboken Long Island"

"This just in... the country has adopted a 24 hr military clock... ...details at 23."

'Heirloom Tiffany Lamp Delivery. I Brake for Everything.'

Money Bar.

Man pushing Euro sign up a hill.

'In a surprise move, Greece decided to peg its currency against the Baklava.'

'Oh, no! It's all in euros!'

Fiscal Compass for the Global Investor.

Armed forces waiting with nothing to do.

US dollar perched on fragile house of cards.

"Damn it, nurse! I didn't ask for a twenty. I asked for a ten and two fives."

Money Plant.

His cubicle had come to be known as 'Teddy Bear Heaven'.

US dollar rising and falling.

clock shopkeeper says timing is everything

'...So you claim this is genuine Rembrandt?'

'Today, the dollar gained against the euro, pound, yen, yuan, the Picasso, Degas, and the Warhol.'

"This just in... All new Euro notes are to be printed on Greece-proof paper."

'... Going once...going twice...aaaand--sold! To the gentleman in the front row for a thousand words.'

The Euro - R.I.P.