Collar Collector T-Shirts

'HAHAHAHAHA! The 'V-Neck', like that fashion trend is ever going to catch on!'

"Is it just me or does the dog seem calmer since you got it that new collar?"

"Yeah, this many ways to contact her if I'm lost might be overkill."

'You know Solomon, I just keep feeling that something isn't quite right today.'

Flee Collars.

'No collar, no din-din,' said Mrs. Flint firmly. 'Omigosh,' thought Larry, 'Fifi will never give it back!'

"The domestic life sounds pretty cozy. What's that around your neck?"

"These are the very weapons your mother and I used in our famous duel."

"Work hard. Save money. Work hard. Save money. Work hard. Save money. Work hard. Save money. Yay!!! I died rich!"

'He's so rich, when he writes a cheque the bank bounces.'

"What colour do you have to get before the big kids leave you alone?"

'It's genuine 17th century satsuma - and the pair would have been worth ?14,000.'

'Do you think we should tell anyone about this?'

'Heirloom Tiffany Lamp Delivery. I Brake for Everything.'

Dog in love

'I love shopping for clothing I don't need with money I don't have.'

His cubicle had come to be known as 'Teddy Bear Heaven'.

"You know that moon was passed a minute ago?..."

'We would like to buy three rings... Engagement, wedding and teething!'

"Sounds like cracked ribs. Try loosening your belt."

'We always like to give more bling for the buck.'

"My scoop-back tank comes in Mango, Morning Glory, and Scallion. Don's Maori surfers are available in Iris, Mustard, and Prawn."

'... Going once...going twice...aaaand--sold! To the gentleman in the front row for a thousand words.'

'...So you claim this is genuine Rembrandt?'

Mummy?!

"Twenty-five thousand, do I hear thirty thousand? Let me remind you all - this is the last Thin Mint cookie in the sleeve..."

SERMONS 'R' US - everything for the clergy.

'It's my wedding ring: My wife insists I wear it here to stop me flirting with other females...'

'This scent goes well with a diamond necklace.'

Do you like my bling?

"Fetch, Ernie, fetch!"

'Not another copycat accident?!?! That bloody nursery rhyme's got a lot to answer for.'

"It's lost all meaning in the steroid era."

Economic Prosperity

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