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"Sounds like cracked ribs. Try loosening your belt."

'I'm really focused on trying to get my black belt.'

"What colour do you have to get before the big kids leave you alone?"

"Do you have one with a buckle that swashes?"

"What colour do you have to get before the big kids leave you alone?"

"These are the very weapons your mother and I used in our famous duel."

Handbag store - "Perfect."

'It's genuine 17th century satsuma - and the pair would have been worth ?14,000.'

'Or we could just ask her what kind of dog it is.'

'Heirloom Tiffany Lamp Delivery. I Brake for Everything.'

His cubicle had come to be known as 'Teddy Bear Heaven'.

'We would like to buy three rings... Engagement, wedding and teething!'

'... Going once...going twice...aaaand--sold! To the gentleman in the front row for a thousand words.'

'...So you claim this is genuine Rembrandt?'

Drawing on the left side of the barn.

"So, Bob... anything you'd like to tell me about your little trip to the hunting store on Boxing Day?"

'Now you know where you left your tools.'

"274 meters of bandage - It looks as though you're going to make the Guiness Book of Records, Mr Henderson!"

Utility Chic.

'It's my wedding ring: My wife insists I wear it here to stop me flirting with other females...'

"Yeah, this many ways to contact her if I'm lost might be overkill."

"Knowing all the weather rock lore doesn't really count toward the weather badge."

"Twenty-five thousand, do I hear thirty thousand? Let me remind you all - this is the last Thin Mint cookie in the sleeve..."

"Fetch, Ernie, fetch!"

Vampire laying in his coffin wearing a Smiley badge.

"I wonder what this was for."

"It's a flip phone. I guess we can document this as an ancient, archaeological discovery."

"Most of my consumerism is self-taught."

Baby blanket.

"I'm sorry, I can't assist with this request."

"I wonder if this will count for wood carving badge?"

'I meant bring your fishing tackle.'

'Anyone else would be satisfied with one coat, but not you!'

'It has ten speeds but only one has been used.'

'How old is this vase?'