Belt Collector Gifts

Black Belt/Yellow Belt/Green Belt/No Belt.

"Sounds like cracked ribs. Try loosening your belt."

'I'm really focused on trying to get my black belt.'

"What colour do you have to get before the big kids leave you alone?"

"Do you have one with a buckle that swashes?"

"What colour do you have to get before the big kids leave you alone?"

"These are the very weapons your mother and I used in our famous duel."

Handbag store - "Perfect."

'It's genuine 17th century satsuma - and the pair would have been worth ?14,000.'

'Or we could just ask her what kind of dog it is.'

"My owner is teaching me to think before barking, which gave Federal Express plenty of time to clobber me."

'Heirloom Tiffany Lamp Delivery. I Brake for Everything.'

'We're out of water, Jack. Time to go back up the hill to fetch a pail.'

'We would like to buy three rings... Engagement, wedding and teething!'

His cubicle had come to be known as 'Teddy Bear Heaven'.

"So, Bob... anything you'd like to tell me about your little trip to the hunting store on Boxing Day?"

'... Going once...going twice...aaaand--sold! To the gentleman in the front row for a thousand words.'

'...So you claim this is genuine Rembrandt?'

'Whoa! This was supposed to be an easy merit badge!'

Drawing on the left side of the barn.

"274 meters of bandage - It looks as though you're going to make the Guiness Book of Records, Mr Henderson!"

'Now you know where you left your tools.'

"Yeah, this many ways to contact her if I'm lost might be overkill."

"Knowing all the weather rock lore doesn't really count toward the weather badge."

Utility Chic.

'It's my wedding ring: My wife insists I wear it here to stop me flirting with other females...'

"Twenty-five thousand, do I hear thirty thousand? Let me remind you all - this is the last Thin Mint cookie in the sleeve..."

"Fetch, Ernie, fetch!"

"Hey, Dad, guess what? My Honus Wagner baseball card is worth $2.1 million!"

"I wonder what this was for."

"Most of my consumerism is self-taught."

"Mine, I believe, is the Green Jacket."

"I wonder if this will count for wood carving badge?"

"I'm sorry, I can't assist with this request."

"It's a flip phone. I guess we can document this as an ancient, archaeological discovery."