Bracelet Collector Gifts

'My Medic - alert bracelet is turning my arm green!'

'Teenagers!'

'A portcullis is SO yesterday!'

"What colour do you have to get before the big kids leave you alone?"

Black Belt/Yellow Belt/Green Belt/No Belt.

"My owner is teaching me to think before barking, which gave Federal Express plenty of time to clobber me."

'We would like to buy three rings... Engagement, wedding and teething!'

"Sounds like cracked ribs. Try loosening your belt."

'Whoa! This was supposed to be an easy merit badge!'

Drawing on the left side of the barn.

'It's a chinstache. They were popular in the 1800's, but now they're coming back.'

'It's my wedding ring: My wife insists I wear it here to stop me flirting with other females...'

"Yeah, this many ways to contact her if I'm lost might be overkill."

"Knowing all the weather rock lore doesn't really count toward the weather badge."

'This scent goes well with a diamond necklace.'

"Throw me somethin', mister."

Vampire laying in his coffin wearing a Smiley badge.

"I wonder if this will count for wood carving badge?"

'We're confident that morale dips resulting from the recent salary cuts will be offset by the distribution of these smiley face badges to all affected employees.'

'This one's for clearing my browser history. This one's for emptying my cache. This one's...'

Not that one. It's got the chips in it.

Beer Sergeant.

'Do these pants come with bigger belt loops?'

"At first I was homesick....now I'll probably be campsick for awhile!"

'Bad news, I'm afraid. He's allergic to gold.'

'No collar, no din-din,' said Mrs. Flint firmly. 'Omigosh,' thought Larry, 'Fifi will never give it back!'

'You know Solomon, I just keep feeling that something isn't quite right today.'

"Is it just me or does the dog seem calmer since you got it that new collar?"

JOIN THE BOY SCOUTS HERE!, ''Trustworthy, friendly, loyal, helpful, kind, courteous, brave, thrifty, obedient and cheerful' -- This is going to look GREAT on my resume!'

'Actually, we're members of a mountain climbing club named for sir Edmund Hillary.'

"Here comes my doctor ... I know the click and clatter of his ID badges."

'I do not spend that much time at the office.'

Fish king swimming around his bowl!

'I'm really focused on trying to get my black belt.'

'I found a homing device in my wedding ring.'