Beret Collector Gifts

Drawing on the left side of the barn.

"Maybe we should cut back on those lawn catalogues."

"What colour do you have to get before the big kids leave you alone?"

Woman setting out a dinner party with name cards labeled cat person, dog person.

"I cook the sausages in French mineral water, I wear a French beret and I can call you 'Monsieur'."

'It's the same everywhere: body over brains.'

"It's called, 'Goth'."

"Is this the same gold bar I gave you last year?"

"Sounds like cracked ribs. Try loosening your belt."

'It's a chinstache. They were popular in the 1800's, but now they're coming back.'

"I was going to get a cat but they had an offer on."

"When you said you wanted to bring a pet to work, I thought you meant a DOG!"

Baby blanket.

'Beret Night at the Museum'

Bling Crosby.

Let's do the continental.

"She's a weiner cat."

The house that Ruth built.

'I'm really focused on trying to get my black belt.'

There's nothing like a bit of bunting to draw you in!

"So how long have you had this ringing in your ears?"

'Well, I've got my moto, my bling from E-bay, and Gerald here is my bitch. So everything's fine, you?'

'If you have trouble with cold feet in bed, you will find this dog is equivalent to two blankets.'

'Not much to show for 25 years of investing in wine--unless maybe you add back the 9,000 empties!'

Artist dreaming about himself painting.

'How'd you wind up with two batons?'

"What colour do you have to get before the big kids leave you alone?"

'As a result of the accident several of the dogs had to be put down.'