Beret Aficionados Gifts

I like the Jets...I guess

"I cook the sausages in French mineral water, I wear a French beret and I can call you 'Monsieur'."

So far the coaching exchange program was hitting a few snags.

'We have to forfeit, Three of our players got squashed on the way over here,'

Drawing on the left side of the barn.

'What makes you think we'll lose today?'

"At my age kiddo, you enjoy the simple pleasures: a comfy cushion and a heat-lamp..."

Get back in that locker room! Go on - scat! ... Anyone else forget to wash his hands?'

'To talk to men at their own level you have to talk a load of balls.'

David and Goliath.

'Okay, men, let's go out and win one for the flipper.'

A skier and a paraglider

Psychiatrist to man dressed in baseball jersey: 'You've never gotten over the fact your father wouldn't play catch with you?'

'The blond guy is a forward and the other guy is a wing.'

'Glen Hoddle employs faith healer' "Remember the days we only had a magic sponge?"

'Beret Night at the Museum'

"Don't hit him too hard, his little old mum's at the ringside!"

"I'm here to gets the gold"

NFL linebackers are identified in early infancy and sent away to the secret academy until puberty.

"All that praying for snow finally paid off."

'Remember that summer we coached little league?'

'Well, I've stopped racing professionally you see, so I can enjoy good food at long last...'

"Hey Kevin! Care to enter the office football pool!"

STRIP Golfer turned Javelin thrower

The pop-up book of fighters

'Last quarter, Jeremy, you dropped two passes. Could you tell our viewers how you plant to catch this pass?'

Boy spinning basketball on finger next to dog spinning ball on wagging tail.