Beret Lover Gifts

Hi. I'm Al Fusco, president and CEO of Al Fusco International. Our corporate motto is, "The quality goes in before the beret goes on."

I'm writing you two tickets: One for your driving and one for your beret.

'Beret Night at the Museum'

"I cook the sausages in French mineral water, I wear a French beret and I can call you 'Monsieur'."

"Bark or stare? Always a tough decision. Bark? Maybe stare? Whimper? Maybe? Meanwhile, stare."

"I can't believe how great my life is now: We used to live in an apartment, but now, I have my own garden..."

"Fish needs a bigger bowl."

"See? I told you changing his food would be traumatizing."

Randall couldn't wait to see what else the 'Magic Trash Can' could make disappear.

'I know you're really proud, dear. But, don't you think people might think you're bragging?'

"We can see through the troposphere, stratosphere, mesosphere and into all those distant stars up there in outer space... truly remarkable, huh, girl?"

Cat woman shopping for cats.

"Now that I have everyone's attention..."

"But everyone is befuddled by math."

'Honey, where's my cell phone?'

"Hold my calls, Kimberly. I'm with a ball of string."

"Please ask your pet to kindly put down the weapon."

"Yeah, he's cute but don't approach him. He's a service human."

'I'm not sure which one is the role model.'

"I dunno, looks like a trap."

"Moments like this make me glad I taught you how to fetch mojitos."

'Works every time.'

It is best dealt with by the 'Pitch and Run Shot'.

"First date hairball... awkward."

At home with the Bones...one skeleton yells at the dog chewing his leg, 'now cut that out!'

'You and Rags working together make great dinosaur finders.'

Desert Island BBQ

"In the whole length and breadth of this world there is no more admirable a spot for a man and his dog to pass the time than the local Home Depot."

"Happy St Patrick’s Day"

Mixed Doubles.

Rusty, not believing in God, seized his chance...

"Yup, pretty sure that was a flying squirrel."

"Just a brief moment, Linda, to thank you for my delicious meals. And if you need me by your side... just whistle." "What fresh hell is this?"

"Hmmm ... you're right — I forgot the brie."

"I know we've had our differences in the past but if you scratch behind my ears I'll show you where the catnip is kept."