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"And, when the DNA test results arrived, the woman realized her so-called 'little terrier mix' had been part German shepherd all along."

Timmy had one heck of a security blanket.

"I cook the sausages in French mineral water, I wear a French beret and I can call you 'Monsieur'."

'You know, if you had one of those bumper stickers, I wouldn't be in doggy-therapy.'

"Oh, it's alright. You couldn't know that I'm honey-intolerant."

Bear at a vending machine

Drawing on the left side of the barn.

"I know you're a cow, but you're still hogging the covers!"

"Everything looks real good...except these long gaps in your work history every winter."

"Looks like somebody brought a blanky to a pillow fight."

"I'm so looking forward to the weekend, there's a show on: We're going to be pampered and they'll put lovely ribbons in our manes..."

'It's the worst possible diagnosis a bear can receive -- sleep apnea.'

An Old-Timer/An Old Codger/An Old Geezer

'Beret Night at the Museum'

"You're stealing the blanket."

It's January. Do you know where your children are?

"One coping mechanism I suggest to deal with uncertain times is to eat as much as you can, gain a lot of weight, and then go have a nap for six months or so."

Tomorrow's another day, he thought, unless I get lucky and sleep right through it.

If you go out in the woods today, you're sure of a big surprise.

'Why of course I won't hurt the nice man. Now run along and play.'

"I take it you're the bear foot field goal kicker."

'Oh, don't feel bad. They say it happens to all men at some point. But then again, I never did hear of it happening to a bear!'

"So remember, this is a cape, not my napping blanket that I forgot I was still wrapped in because I woke up five minutes before we left the house."

"Brrr! Lucky you, growing your own blanket!"

'I've seen thousands of picnics, but this one was special: It was a Teddy Bears' picnic...'

"Little Lucas doesn't go anywhere without his weighted blanket."

"I can't sleep without my weighted blanket... I'm safe under my weighted blanket..."

'All right, on three everybody snarl.'

'I don't know where the television remote is, you had it last.'

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