Belt Enthusiast Gifts

'You have the right to wear a belt. If you cannot afford a belt, one will be given to you.'

'How easy is it to get a belt ?'

Trousers. 'My trousers are higher than YOURS'

The Sales Assistants Ruined Chance to Dazzle.

"I think we'd make a good team!"

"I brought back important data on that blue planet called Earth."

Bench Press Accident

'I just don't feel I'm getting anywhere.'

"I managed to find a healthy work-life balance, but now there's a problem with my bank balance."

'Just a couple more and we'll call it a day.'

"I know you're a cow, but you're still hogging the covers!"

'Come on, come on! Bite! Oh, man... He's looking right at it!!'

Washington - last chance to buy hip boots.

Weight lifter using his foot to take a photograph.

Painting the portrait of a weight lifter.

"Holy hell. I should not have based my whole personality around this..."

"I'm just gonna do one more set."

Walking To School Simulator

An Old-Timer/An Old Codger/An Old Geezer

Money mangagement see-saw.

'I AM a cowboy so therefore they ARE cowboy boots, OK?'

"You're right, Son. This movie did have a great cast."

'Hey Mom,you won't believe it but Dad caught a boot this big.'

A Bat walking a tightrope upside down.

Life-Work Balance.

'Doesn't ring any bells...'

Isambard Kingdom Brunel.

"Please mind the gap between the train timetable and reality."

'But, dear, I am walking the dog.'

The whole ambience of the research trip was ruined by Harold's squeaky boots!

Bull Treadmill

'No, that is not a balanced diet.'

"Ohhh... He's out all right!"

Bell ringer.