Belt Achiever Gifts

Two identical twins walk towards karate classes, one wearing '1st Dan' the second '2nd Dan'.

Green Belt

Nothing Succeeds Like Confidence.

Bench Press Accident

Black Belt/Yellow Belt/Green Belt/No Belt.

'We're holding our own, but I'd really like to see some growth.'

"Now, suppose some guy comes at you balanced between two blocks."

The rope to success.

'Not only do I have a black belt in karate, I also have a husband in the hospital to prove it!'

'I solve so many work problems at home.'

'Bigley, you're over-training!'

"That's nuthin'. Yesterday he beat up Alex Rodriguez."

"Holy hell. I should not have based my whole personality around this..."

"I'm just gonna do one more set."

Painting the portrait of a weight lifter.

An Old-Timer/An Old Codger/An Old Geezer

High Jump

'Remember when we used to catch small fish by the bucket full.'

"10,000 steps a day? I can do that."

Well done, I hear you hit your target. Yes, a week for two in Hawaii.

'Congratulations on winning Weather Forecaster of the Year, you rotten swine!'

Woman and scales.

"But seriously, medal of honor from the Academy of Sciences aside, who are you?"

"Ohhh... He's out all right!"

"Hannibal got elephants over the Alps. Bearing that in mind, somebody think of something."

Bernard Hinault

'And this one is for getting them to every one of their practice sessions in the 2008 season.'

'Is this making it?'

Employee of the Month - male.

Ladder of Success (some assembly required).

' Don't you think your taking this exercise wheel a bittoo seriously?'

The Karate Master

"His acceptance speech was only 140 characterslong."

Goal

The Sales Assistants Ruined Chance to Dazzle.