Altitude Achiever Gifts

High Jump

"Which way to the summit? I lost track."

"Great! We're still going up! Chop a hole in the ceiling!"

Go! Means NOW!

Dedication to excellence....

"I need to clone myself."

'Are you kidding, Billy? We climbed all the way up Everest and you forgot the freaking sleds?!'

'Bigley, you're over-training!'

"That's nuthin'. Yesterday he beat up Alex Rodriguez."

Santa knows he has to be more careful. One more accident due to pilot error, and the FAA would take away his pilot's license for good.

'He's a real high flyer!'

'I thought we'd never break through those clouds!'

"Just to be clear, this is a hike, not a ‘walk.’"

'We can't find a pond small enough where you'd be a big fish.'

'This place is rather unusually located. Do you folks like sunsets?'

'Look! We have ants all the way up here.'

"You are Here" sign on mountain.

Roger managed to climb higher than any person had ever climbed before, thanks to sponsorship by Alu-Tech Aluminium Ladders.

'It must be the altitude -- enlightenment shouldn't give you nosebleeds.'

'I must be growing up. I've caught myself washing my hands without being told to.'

'Well, we made it.'

Bernard Hinault

Employee of the Month - male.

Phone Signal Problems: "Can you hear me now?"

Telescopes at the top of a mountain.

'You shouldn't have forgotten the flag!'

The Hot Air Sports Club AGM

"Everest summit 1 km merge left"

'Sorry I'm late. I had you booked as the gastroenteritis, on Mont Blanc.'

"A Clif Bar wrapper? That's why you dragged me up here?!"

' Don't you think your taking this exercise wheel a bittoo seriously?'

Mt. Everest gifts.

Woman on Top

Mount Everest.

"Because we're jerks."