Altitude Enthusiast Gifts

'Either we are too high or he's too low,Captain !'

"Because we're jerks."

Four apprehensive parachutists in a plane with no door.

'You imbecile!! Didn't i tell you to watch our altitude?! / A co-pilot accidentally flies too high ending up in heaven and smacking into an angel

"The view up there really is breathtaking."

"You see, I told you it was worth the climb! Your first 'bird's eye view'. . ."

'He's sent a postcard, it reads 'Aaaargh... here's me falling off Mount Everest'...'

Eric wanted to be even HIGHER than Mt.Everest...

"Your flight to the Himalayas is reserved but you've been bumped from Mount Everest."

'I came up here as phase two of a 'Buy Low, Sell High' strategy.'

'We allow some pilots to fly their beloved aircraft one last time.'

"Everest summit 1 km merge left"

A part of our flight will be over the mountains...

'Ah, Sir Edmund. We've been expecting you.'

Information sign for a rest stop on a mountain.

"Notice how he always has to go one better"

As the hiking party neared the summit, Nathan suddenly realised that he didn't have a head for heights'

Mountain Climbers Society. 25,000 feet --- What have you been up to lately?

"Ok, one more flying squirrel, then you'll have to chase regular squirrels again."

"A Clif Bar wrapper? That's why you dragged me up here?!"

A newborn parachutes to safety after the stork carrying him gets hit by a plane.

Pilot with champagne.

Birds Following Witch.

They've been inseparable since the avalanche.

'Flight simulator'

Welcome to Everest! No Loitering.

Why doesn't birdie go soaring on high like other birds?

Skiing

'Are you kidding, Billy? We climbed all the way up Everest and you forgot the freaking sleds?!'

Royal Bear Force - "Honey at 10 o'clock."

“Just one question...how on earth do I get down?!?”

Planting a Flag on the Summit

Recalculating

"If we ca change our altitude we can change out attitude."

'GESUNDHEIT!!'