Altitude Admirers Gifts

Men climbing mountain "It's been done"

"So, the Scharfs have an atoll. Big deal."

Painting clouds

Airline Debts: Layoffs to help us stay afloat.

"We have all the brochures, but we can't decide if we want to die on Mt. Everest or Mt. McKinley."

Employee of the Month Parking

'Will you marry me, Gloria?'

"If we ca change our altitude we can change out attitude."

Santa knows he has to be more careful. One more accident due to pilot error, and the FAA would take away his pilot's license for good.

'I'll come in as soon as I've seen the orbits of Venus.'

Football

Life and Death

'I thought we'd never break through those clouds!'

Flying in Formation.

Now hiring.

'This kind of thing will never take off.'

Tourist and Butterfly and Goat

A Simplified Map Airport Map

"Ladies and gentlemen, this is your captain speaking, and this is your captain siiinnngiiinnng."

Mountain Dads

"My, it feels good to sit down."

Giraffe looking out of a lighthouse.

December 17, 1903, The Wright Brothers invent the first hub airport at Kitty Hawk, North Carolina

'He has really taken to the training.'

"You're right. This is better than sex."

Air Dentistry

'Here's a bag of nuts if you get hungry.'

Fish Boarding

Left Behind

"All I see is more trees."

"All Vangundy is or ever shall be he owes to his mother."

"You are Here" sign on mountain.

Mt. Tushmore

'We discovered a massive dust and gas cloud which is either the beginning of a new star of just a hell of a lot of dust and gas.'

Penguins hanging about in their underwear rush to put their 'suits' on when an aeroplane goes past.