Altitude Enthusiasts Gifts

"Who knew we could take our Frequent Flyer miles with us?"

The Wright brothers discover the first nightmare flight

Skiing

'Are you kidding, Billy? We climbed all the way up Everest and you forgot the freaking sleds?!'

"If we ca change our altitude we can change out attitude."

Santa knows he has to be more careful. One more accident due to pilot error, and the FAA would take away his pilot's license for good.

Planting a Flag on the Summit

'I thought we'd never break through those clouds!'

"Just to be clear, this is a hike, not a ‘walk.’"

''Because It's There' got us up here...you have any ideas how we get back down?'

High Jump

"The hardest thing about learning to tumble is the floor."

Cow Pilot.

'Look! We have ants all the way up here.'

'This place is rather unusually located. Do you folks like sunsets?'

"Hang on—I dropped my car keys."

"You are Here" sign on mountain.

Maybe we should just run round base-camp with a hoover.

I can't believe what I see phobia. 'This is your new flying traffic reporter. I think I'm dreaming.'

Roger managed to climb higher than any person had ever climbed before, thanks to sponsorship by Alu-Tech Aluminium Ladders.

"Yeah, I'll be glad when the baby is born: This is really affecting my balance..."

'It must be the altitude -- enlightenment shouldn't give you nosebleeds.'

"Can we not fly in a "V"? Victor broke up with me."

"It's the part about 60 take-offs and 54 landings that worries us."

Climbing with a mountain goat.

'You're going to have to drop out if you want to graduate.'

'You shouldn't have forgotten the flag!'

"Come on guys, it's only a training flight, and it's just such a nice day! What about taking the long way home?"

"Everest summit 1 km merge left"

"A Clif Bar wrapper? That's why you dragged me up here?!"

Telescopes at the top of a mountain.

The Hot Air Sports Club AGM

'Sorry I'm late. I had you booked as the gastroenteritis, on Mont Blanc.'

Mt. Everest gifts.

'Just how tall is this building?'