Altitude Aficionados Gifts

'No wonder prices are slightly higher north of the himalayas.'

Santa knows he has to be more careful. One more accident due to pilot error, and the FAA would take away his pilot's license for good.

Largest passenger aircraft ever built. "Why does it have to be so big?" "We had to make extra room for all the subsidy money."

The Wright brothers discover the first nightmare flight

Technique #54 airlines are adopting for handling excessive carry on luggage.

'Are you kidding, Billy? We climbed all the way up Everest and you forgot the freaking sleds?!'

Why Superman flies himself

Planting a Flag on the Summit

'I thought we'd never break through those clouds!'

"Just to be clear, this is a hike, not a ‘walk.’"

''Because It's There' got us up here...you have any ideas how we get back down?'

'I'm happy to report our use of air sickness bags has declined sharply since we quit serving meals.'

'Look! We have ants all the way up here.'

'I wouldn't be so concerned if they weren't already sitting in the exit row.'

'This place is rather unusually located. Do you folks like sunsets?'

"Hang on—I dropped my car keys."

"The hardest thing about learning to tumble is the floor."

Cow Pilot.

"Hi, I'm Jamie Theakston and this is Dogs Might Fly."

"You are Here" sign on mountain.

Maybe we should just run round base-camp with a hoover.

The aviation experts come out to play

"Can we not fly in a "V"? Victor broke up with me."

Roger managed to climb higher than any person had ever climbed before, thanks to sponsorship by Alu-Tech Aluminium Ladders.

'It must be the altitude -- enlightenment shouldn't give you nosebleeds.'

"Yeah, I'll be glad when the baby is born: This is really affecting my balance..."

'You're going to have to drop out if you want to graduate.'

"Everest summit 1 km merge left"

"A Clif Bar wrapper? That's why you dragged me up here?!"

'Sorry I'm late. I had you booked as the gastroenteritis, on Mont Blanc.'

"It's my emotional support animal."

Telescopes at the top of a mountain.

'You shouldn't have forgotten the flag!'

"Be nice to people climbing the wall, because you'll meet them again rappelling down."

Angel learning to fly...