Altitude Lover Gifts

'I thought we'd never break through those clouds!'

'Yank on the rip cord all you like. I'm telling you, pal, it never opened.'

Paratrooper School.

Flying skier

'Joe, could I have your frequent flier points?'

"Ahhh... close enough."

Things you don't want to see...(mountain goat falls past climbers).

'Enlightenment isn't EITHER overrated!'

'Echo Tourism'

Snowmobull

'Uh, Dad - My wife thinks she and I should have a mountain of our own.'

'Atomic Ski Bum' An extreme skier is showing off!

'You brought my slippers?... What kind of rescue dog are you?!'

'That's your third bowl of gruel this week! What is this -- a feeding frenzy?'

"Yes, alright! I know it's a small mountain... I'm only a novice oracle."

"I love the things I say when I’m in nature."

Skiing

'Are you kidding, Billy? We climbed all the way up Everest and you forgot the freaking sleds?!'

'He's a yodelling busker!'(Busker on faraway mountain).

Climbing with the baby

Planting a Flag on the Summit

'We've got truth, we've got enlightenment, and we've got serenity - what we NEED is media coverage.'

Santa knows he has to be more careful. One more accident due to pilot error, and the FAA would take away his pilot's license for good.

The meaning of life is to avoid falling rocks

"If we ca change our altitude we can change out attitude."

"Just to be clear, this is a hike, not a ‘walk.’"

"This is a duet yourself project."

Old Joe was determined to reach the summit as he'd left his false teeth up there last week!

A skier and a paraglider

''Because It's There' got us up here...you have any ideas how we get back down?'

Little girl skiing.

High Jump

"I already noted plenty of beauty on the drive up."

'This place is rather unusually located. Do you folks like sunsets?'

We can't go on meeting like this...