Altitude Lover Gifts

'I thought we'd never break through those clouds!'

'Yank on the rip cord all you like. I'm telling you, pal, it never opened.'

Paratrooper School.

Flying skier

'Joe, could I have your frequent flier points?'

"Ahhh... close enough."

Things you don't want to see...(mountain goat falls past climbers).

'Enlightenment isn't EITHER overrated!'

'Echo Tourism'

'Atomic Ski Bum' An extreme skier is showing off!

Snowmobull

'WD-40 un-sticks things that should move and duct tape makes things that shouldn't move, stop.'

'Uh, Dad - My wife thinks she and I should have a mountain of our own.'

'You brought my slippers?... What kind of rescue dog are you?!'

"Yes, alright! I know it's a small mountain... I'm only a novice oracle."

"I love the things I say when I’m in nature."

'That's your third bowl of gruel this week! What is this -- a feeding frenzy?'

Skiing

'Are you kidding, Billy? We climbed all the way up Everest and you forgot the freaking sleds?!'

The meaning of life is to avoid falling rocks

Santa knows he has to be more careful. One more accident due to pilot error, and the FAA would take away his pilot's license for good.

"If we ca change our altitude we can change out attitude."

'We've got truth, we've got enlightenment, and we've got serenity - what we NEED is media coverage.'

Planting a Flag on the Summit

Climbing with the baby

'He's a yodelling busker!'(Busker on faraway mountain).

"We finally made it - Switzerland!"

A skier and a paraglider

Old Joe was determined to reach the summit as he'd left his false teeth up there last week!

"This is a duet yourself project."

"Just to be clear, this is a hike, not a ‘walk.’"

''Because It's There' got us up here...you have any ideas how we get back down?'

Little girl skiing.

High Jump

"I already noted plenty of beauty on the drive up."