''Because It's There' got us up here...you have any ideas how we get back down?'
Altitude Addict Gifts
Looking for a gift for your altitude addict friend or family member? Discover a collection of witty and inspiring products that capture their passion for the skies and high-altitude adventures. From fun mugs to stylish t-shirts, find the perfect item to elevate their day and remind them of their love for reaching new heights. Our unique designs are ideal for anyone fascinated by mountain peaks, skydiving, or just always aiming higher.
'You're going to have to drop out if you want to graduate.'
Dear valued customer - Due to a defect in the parachute you purchased from us, it fails to open in midair. Just FYI. Bring it to us for an adjustment at your earliest convenience. Have a nice day.
'Of course the reception is perfect. I'm standing next to the satellite.'
Clipping
'It's a hell of a climb but it's worth it!'
Ladder to Heaven
Planting a Flag on the Summit
'Now I know why the strategy guide warned against entering the 5th stage. Awesome!'
Mayhem, Inc. Part 23
"WOW...this new bike has great acceleration!"
'Are you kidding, Billy? We climbed all the way up Everest and you forgot the freaking sleds?!'
Santa knows he has to be more careful. One more accident due to pilot error, and the FAA would take away his pilot's license for good.
'I thought we'd never break through those clouds!'
Ski kicker.
"Just to be clear, this is a hike, not a ‘walk.’"
Skier flying past mountains
A skier and a paraglider
High Jump
A sailor in his little yacht bobbing on the waves
The hazards of trying to film a horse jump.
'Look! We have ants all the way up here.'
"Cheer up Skip - worse things happen at sea..."
"Hang on—I dropped my car keys."
'This place is rather unusually located. Do you folks like sunsets?'
"You are Here" sign on mountain.
'Because it's there.' ... 'Because he may fall.'
Maybe we should just run round base-camp with a hoover.
'It must be the altitude -- enlightenment shouldn't give you nosebleeds.'
'There must be mining occurring in this mountain.'
"Do you get the feeling we're being watched?"
Roger managed to climb higher than any person had ever climbed before, thanks to sponsorship by Alu-Tech Aluminium Ladders.
Today - Oswald the Human Wonder will Dive 1000 feet into a tea cup. (Lifeguard sitting nearby).
A fellow participating in many activities and everything is fine until someone bumps his car and then his back hurts,
"Each year the Kayaks made their way upstream."
Altitude Addict Gifts Collection
Altitude Addict Mugs
Explore our collection of altitude-themed mugs and bring a little sky-high inspiration to your mornings.
Altitude Addict Pillows
Find cozy altitude-themed pillows that add a mountain-inspired touch to any sofa or bed.
Altitude Addict Prints
Browse our altitude adventure prints to inspire your walls and bring some high-altitude dreams into your home.
Altitude Addict T-Shirts
Discover our range of altitude-inspired T-shirts that let sky lovers wear their passion with pride.