Altitude Addict Mugs

''Because It's There' got us up here...you have any ideas how we get back down?'

'You're going to have to drop out if you want to graduate.'

Dear valued customer - Due to a defect in the parachute you purchased from us, it fails to open in midair. Just FYI. Bring it to us for an adjustment at your earliest convenience. Have a nice day.

'Of course the reception is perfect. I'm standing next to the satellite.'

Clipping

'It's a hell of a climb but it's worth it!'

Ladder to Heaven

Planting a Flag on the Summit

'Now I know why the strategy guide warned against entering the 5th stage. Awesome!'

Mayhem, Inc. Part 23

"WOW...this new bike has great acceleration!"

'Are you kidding, Billy? We climbed all the way up Everest and you forgot the freaking sleds?!'

Santa knows he has to be more careful. One more accident due to pilot error, and the FAA would take away his pilot's license for good.

'I thought we'd never break through those clouds!'

Ski kicker.

"Just to be clear, this is a hike, not a ‘walk.’"

Skier flying past mountains

A skier and a paraglider

High Jump

A sailor in his little yacht bobbing on the waves

The hazards of trying to film a horse jump.

'Look! We have ants all the way up here.'

"Cheer up Skip - worse things happen at sea..."

"Hang on—I dropped my car keys."

'This place is rather unusually located. Do you folks like sunsets?'

"You are Here" sign on mountain.

'Because it's there.' ... 'Because he may fall.'

Maybe we should just run round base-camp with a hoover.

'It must be the altitude -- enlightenment shouldn't give you nosebleeds.'

'There must be mining occurring in this mountain.'

"Do you get the feeling we're being watched?"

Roger managed to climb higher than any person had ever climbed before, thanks to sponsorship by Alu-Tech Aluminium Ladders.

Today - Oswald the Human Wonder will Dive 1000 feet into a tea cup. (Lifeguard sitting nearby).

A fellow participating in many activities and everything is fine until someone bumps his car and then his back hurts,

"Each year the Kayaks made their way upstream."