Altitude Addict Pillows

''Because It's There' got us up here...you have any ideas how we get back down?'

'You're going to have to drop out if you want to graduate.'

'Of course the reception is perfect. I'm standing next to the satellite.'

Clipping

'It's a hell of a climb but it's worth it!'

Ladder to Heaven

Planting a Flag on the Summit

'Now I know why the strategy guide warned against entering the 5th stage. Awesome!'

"WOW...this new bike has great acceleration!"

'Are you kidding, Billy? We climbed all the way up Everest and you forgot the freaking sleds?!'

Santa knows he has to be more careful. One more accident due to pilot error, and the FAA would take away his pilot's license for good.

'I thought we'd never break through those clouds!'

Skier flying past mountains

"Just to be clear, this is a hike, not a ‘walk.’"

Ski kicker.

A skier and a paraglider

High Jump

A sailor in his little yacht bobbing on the waves

The hazards of trying to film a horse jump.

'This place is rather unusually located. Do you folks like sunsets?'

'Look! We have ants all the way up here.'

"Cheer up Skip - worse things happen at sea..."

"Hang on—I dropped my car keys."

"You are Here" sign on mountain.

'Because it's there.' ... 'Because he may fall.'

Maybe we should just run round base-camp with a hoover.

'There must be mining occurring in this mountain.'

Today - Oswald the Human Wonder will Dive 1000 feet into a tea cup. (Lifeguard sitting nearby).

Roger managed to climb higher than any person had ever climbed before, thanks to sponsorship by Alu-Tech Aluminium Ladders.

"Do you get the feeling we're being watched?"

'It must be the altitude -- enlightenment shouldn't give you nosebleeds.'

A fellow participating in many activities and everything is fine until someone bumps his car and then his back hurts,

"Each year the Kayaks made their way upstream."

"If you don't get on that plane...there's also the 5:43, then the 9:27, but that's got a layover in Atlanta, then..."

'You shouldn't have forgotten the flag!'