Altitude Adrenaline Junkie Pillows

"Flying is my life."

"It creates the illusion of risk but you know you're perfectly safe."

You Are Here

'Sure beats your cupping your ear!'

'Yes, I do have some ideas for the wedding! We could fly in on jet packs, say our vows on a bridge over a piranha pool with you in a white bikini, hold the reception in a casino and honeymoon in a secret underground bunker!'

M.T. accidentally triggers the predator pursuit response.

'Holy-Kanoly' makes his infamous 'Leap-of-Faith' jump.

Things you don't want to see...(mountain goat falls past climbers).

Working in the Hazard Zone!

Famous Last Words: "Whew! Well, at least the worst is behind us."

'Relax, it's just like riding a rollercoaster.'

The rocket powered skiier

Rock Climber

Surfing koala.

Mother Nature's Wild Ride 2007.

Remember how you advised me to get a dangerous hobby to build up my self-esteem and impress people? Well, all the dangerous hobbies were already taken. You wrestle alligators

"Remember how I've always had a hard time asking for help?"

Extreme Bungy

'Atomic Ski Bum' An extreme skier is showing off!

"Why don't you start with tennis balls?!"

'I told him if he didn't get here quick he'd miss out on all the beer and food.'

YOLO vs YODO

Off to see the world

Ski Slope Rated Black Due To Wall At The Bottom

'I count only four parachutes. Where's Mr. Simms?'

'I'll clobber the first joker who ask me if I enjoyed my 'Winter Break'!'

"I fell to the ground from a height of about two metres when I was born: My very first stunt!"

"This is the best day ever!" "This is the worst day ever!"

"WOW...this new bike has great acceleration!"

Wild Weather Ride - 2005.

"Look—you can't say we don't give them fair warning!"

'I love the mountains and all, but I simply can't do this....I'm just too chicken.'

Mountain climbers face a closed route.

'You reached the Nervous Investor Fund's Hotline. The per share value is now 19.05, now 18.91, now...'

Skydiver bounces off the trampolines.