Aviation Admirer Gifts

'Are your ears popping?'

'Take it for a spin around the block and then we'll talk business!'

Jet Turbine Testing Area

Santa Claus waiting at an airport's baggage claim for his sack of presents.

'And of course it's handy for the airport!!.'

"Good god man! You're telling me you lost my luggage on a 12 second flight?!"

'This kind of thing will never take off.'

"It's me. I was going through a 'Bon Jovi Phase.'"

To the day i die i'll never figure out how they make that thing fly

'Single model plane collector in search of intelligent attractive woman. Send a picture of your planes.'

A Simplified Map Airport Map

In stunt flying,great admiration is hael for the extremely rare and talented "wing ballerinas".

'Boy, that stewardess wasn't kidding!'

'You must have a lot of frequent flyer miles?'

Job centre

Sorry Sir, you know the rules: 'Pigs can't fly'

"So effortless!"

"Ladies and gentlemen, this is your captain speaking, and this is your captain siiinnngiiinnng."

'It's all about protecting the baby, but not OVERPROTECTING the baby.'

'I thought this was supposed to be a no fly zone.'

'Such work commitment has to be rewarded: The ticket is free Sir...'

Penguins hanging about in their underwear rush to put their 'suits' on when an aeroplane goes past.

Cowboy Suitcase.

Swarm of birds doing okay

"Sorry, my mistake, I thought the dating agency said, 'a plain speaking man', 'bye."

"A tiny virus felled these giant metal birds."

"Hey, come on, you're supposed to be a crow."

"I prefer air craft beer."

"She's finished the jumper so she's started on a Boeing 707."

Jane Eyre Force One

"I'm going to have a word with the pilot."

Football

'It's going to be hard to top that one.'

"Oh how cute, a little flight crew! Here's some trash."

Travel Agency: "No, I'm not responsible for air trips!"