Aviation Admirer Gifts

'Are your ears popping?'

'Take it for a spin around the block and then we'll talk business!'

Jet Turbine Testing Area

Santa Claus waiting at an airport's baggage claim for his sack of presents.

'And of course it's handy for the airport!!.'

"Good god man! You're telling me you lost my luggage on a 12 second flight?!"

Santa takes down the competition.

'This kind of thing will never take off.'

"It's me. I was going through a 'Bon Jovi Phase.'"

To the day i die i'll never figure out how they make that thing fly

'Single model plane collector in search of intelligent attractive woman. Send a picture of your planes.'

A Simplified Map Airport Map

In stunt flying,great admiration is hael for the extremely rare and talented "wing ballerinas".

'Boy, that stewardess wasn't kidding!'

Job centre

Sorry Sir, you know the rules: 'Pigs can't fly'

'You must have a lot of frequent flyer miles?'

Looking at all these planes, it strikes me as strange that we say people are "grounded" when they're stable and reliable.

"So effortless!"

"Ladies and gentlemen, this is your captain speaking, and this is your captain siiinnngiiinnng."

"Sorry, my mistake, I thought the dating agency said, 'a plain speaking man', 'bye."

"I say!"

"A tiny virus felled these giant metal birds."

"She's finished the jumper so she's started on a Boeing 707."

Jane Eyre Force One

"I'm going to have a word with the pilot."

Football

"I prefer air craft beer."

Swarm of birds doing okay

Cowboy Suitcase.

Penguins hanging about in their underwear rush to put their 'suits' on when an aeroplane goes past.

'Such work commitment has to be rewarded: The ticket is free Sir...'

'I thought this was supposed to be a no fly zone.'

'It's all about protecting the baby, but not OVERPROTECTING the baby.'

Air Force Bird Formation.