Belt Achiever Pillows

Two identical twins walk towards karate classes, one wearing '1st Dan' the second '2nd Dan'.

Green Belt

Nothing Succeeds Like Confidence.

Bench Press Accident

'We're holding our own, but I'd really like to see some growth.'

The rope to success.

"Now, suppose some guy comes at you balanced between two blocks."

'I solve so many work problems at home.'

'Not only do I have a black belt in karate, I also have a husband in the hospital to prove it!'

'Bigley, you're over-training!'

"That's nuthin'. Yesterday he beat up Alex Rodriguez."

"Holy hell. I should not have based my whole personality around this..."

Painting the portrait of a weight lifter.

"I'm just gonna do one more set."

An Old-Timer/An Old Codger/An Old Geezer

High Jump

'Remember when we used to catch small fish by the bucket full.'

"10,000 steps a day? I can do that."

"But seriously, medal of honor from the Academy of Sciences aside, who are you?"

"Ohhh... He's out all right!"

Well done, I hear you hit your target. Yes, a week for two in Hawaii.

Woman and scales.

"Hannibal got elephants over the Alps. Bearing that in mind, somebody think of something."

'Congratulations on winning Weather Forecaster of the Year, you rotten swine!'

Bernard Hinault

'Is this making it?'

'And this one is for getting them to every one of their practice sessions in the 2008 season.'

Employee of the Month - male.

' Don't you think your taking this exercise wheel a bittoo seriously?'

Goal

"His acceptance speech was only 140 characterslong."

The Sales Assistants Ruined Chance to Dazzle.

I love Kung Fu.

The Karate Master