Black Belt Achievement Pillows

'Not only do I have a black belt in karate, I also have a husband in the hospital to prove it!'

'You forget, I'm a blackbelt in powerpoint.'

"Ninja bread men"

'Of course I'm on the pull - I'm a cricketer.'

'You may now kick the bride.'

"Now, suppose some guy comes at you balanced between two blocks."

Old Karate Master

Zdeno Chara

An Old-Timer/An Old Codger/An Old Geezer

Swimming Champion.

'I suppose this means I'll have to find someone else to practice my karate on.'

"Unfortunately, what we thought to be the black box turned out to be the navy blue box"

"Ohhh... He's out all right!"

Martial arts and clumsiness.

Footballer scores for the first time and wears T-Shirt reading: 'No longer a virgin.'

I love Kung Fu.

Green Belt

The Sales Assistants Ruined Chance to Dazzle.

The Karate Master

"I think I'm getting the hang of it now!"

"Well, it certainly sounds like he made the most of his final moments."

Man attempting to karate chop a pile of bricks cheats by tying a brick to his hand

"Cool ship, but how's it even going to fit in the lane?"

"To be a martial artist, one must be at peace with oneself. You must have dexterity! You must have flexibility! And you must believe in the impossible."

'The first move you must learn, is how to open your wallet and pay for your lessons.'

Two identical twins walk towards karate classes, one wearing '1st Dan' the second '2nd Dan'.

'Size matters on the Podium.'

They had always thought you had to be a karate master to get a black belt. Then one day, they discovered it was the other way around.

Joe posthumously advances to the next rank...

The winners podium at a fencing competition.

Trousers. 'My trousers are higher than YOURS'