Black Belt Achiever Pillows

'Not only do I have a black belt in karate, I also have a husband in the hospital to prove it!'

'You forget, I'm a blackbelt in powerpoint.'

"Ninja bread men"

"Now, suppose some guy comes at you balanced between two blocks."

'You may now kick the bride.'

'I wish I was creative'

Old Karate Master

'Bigley, you're over-training!'

"That's nuthin'. Yesterday he beat up Alex Rodriguez."

"Ohhh... He's out all right!"

Physicist in restaurant.

"But seriously, medal of honor from the Academy of Sciences aside, who are you?"

'Congratulations on winning Weather Forecaster of the Year, you rotten swine!'

'I suppose this means I'll have to find someone else to practice my karate on.'

Martial arts and clumsiness.

Bernard Hinault

Employee of the Month - male.

'And this one is for getting them to every one of their practice sessions in the 2008 season.'

Close... but no Degas.

' Don't you think your taking this exercise wheel a bittoo seriously?'

I love Kung Fu.

The Karate Master

Green Belt

The Sales Assistants Ruined Chance to Dazzle.

"Dang! This guy's good!"

"His acceptance speech was only 140 characterslong."

Ryan Bayley

"I think I'm getting the hang of it now!"

It's harder to pitch a perfect game in baseball than to roll a perfect game in bowling. In bowling it only takes twelve strikes.

How Fatherhood Affects Belt Height: Father/Grandfather/Great Grandfather.

Man attempting to karate chop a pile of bricks cheats by tying a brick to his hand

"To be a martial artist, one must be at peace with oneself. You must have dexterity! You must have flexibility! And you must believe in the impossible."

"Since I deeply value recognition, I'm honored to present this 'Outstanding Effort' award to what's-his-name here."

Tyrone Mings

Blazing Volleyball