Black Belt In Training Pillows

'I suppose this means I'll have to find someone else to practice my karate on.'

'You forget, I'm a blackbelt in powerpoint.'

"Ninja bread men"

"I offer emotional support and companionship for those with PTSD." "I detect cancer and other human diseases by scent detection." "I squeak-fart when startled."

"Now, suppose some guy comes at you balanced between two blocks."

'You may now kick the bride.'

'Not only do I have a black belt in karate, I also have a husband in the hospital to prove it!'

Yo! Emmett Kelly raps! (with ringmaster flash)

Old Karate Master

An Old-Timer/An Old Codger/An Old Geezer

"Ohhh... He's out all right!"

Martial arts and clumsiness.

The Sales Assistants Ruined Chance to Dazzle.

I love Kung Fu.

The Karate Master

Green Belt

'I think I'm getting the hang of it now!'

"I think I'm getting the hang of it now!"

Man attempting to karate chop a pile of bricks cheats by tying a brick to his hand

"To be a martial artist, one must be at peace with oneself. You must have dexterity! You must have flexibility! And you must believe in the impossible."

'The first move you must learn, is how to open your wallet and pay for your lessons.'

Martial arts man breaks chair when sitting down.

Two identical twins walk towards karate classes, one wearing '1st Dan' the second '2nd Dan'.

They had always thought you had to be a karate master to get a black belt. Then one day, they discovered it was the other way around.

Joe posthumously advances to the next rank...

Trousers. 'My trousers are higher than YOURS'

'You have the right to wear a belt. If you cannot afford a belt, one will be given to you.'

'How easy is it to get a belt ?'

"Dude, I can't wait till we're older, so women pay attention to us!"

Karate Class Clown

Karate club. Sign on door reads 'Gone to punch'.