'I suppose this means I'll have to find someone else to practice my karate on.'
Black Belt In Training Gifts
Looking for a gift that recognizes the hard work and determination of aspiring black belts? Our collection offers witty and inspiring items perfect for martial arts enthusiasts in training. Whether they’re mastering their kicks or perfecting their forms, find a thoughtful gift that encourages their progress and celebrates their commitment to martial arts.
'You forget, I'm a blackbelt in powerpoint.'
"Ninja bread men"
"I offer emotional support and companionship for those with PTSD." "I detect cancer and other human diseases by scent detection." "I squeak-fart when startled."
"Now, suppose some guy comes at you balanced between two blocks."
'You may now kick the bride.'
'Not only do I have a black belt in karate, I also have a husband in the hospital to prove it!'
Yo! Emmett Kelly raps! (with ringmaster flash)
Old Karate Master
An Old-Timer/An Old Codger/An Old Geezer
"Ohhh... He's out all right!"
Martial arts and clumsiness.
"Dang! This guy's good!"
The Sales Assistants Ruined Chance to Dazzle.
I love Kung Fu.
The Karate Master
Green Belt
'I think I'm getting the hang of it now!'
"I think I'm getting the hang of it now!"
How Fatherhood Affects Belt Height: Father/Grandfather/Great Grandfather.
Man attempting to karate chop a pile of bricks cheats by tying a brick to his hand
"To be a martial artist, one must be at peace with oneself. You must have dexterity! You must have flexibility! And you must believe in the impossible."
'The first move you must learn, is how to open your wallet and pay for your lessons.'
Martial arts man breaks chair when sitting down.
Suddenly Evander realized why his Championship belt had felt so tight that morning,
"Good news. The pain in your chest wasn't a heart attack. It was your belt buckle."
Two identical twins walk towards karate classes, one wearing '1st Dan' the second '2nd Dan'.
They had always thought you had to be a karate master to get a black belt. Then one day, they discovered it was the other way around.
Joe posthumously advances to the next rank...
Trousers. 'My trousers are higher than YOURS'
'You have the right to wear a belt. If you cannot afford a belt, one will be given to you.'
'How easy is it to get a belt ?'
"Dude, I can't wait till we're older, so women pay attention to us!"
Karate Class Clown
Karate club. Sign on door reads 'Gone to punch'.
Black Belt In Training Gifts Collection
Black Belt In Training Mugs
Explore our collection of mugs designed for martial artists in training, featuring witty messages and motivational quotes to keep their spirits high during practice.
Black Belt In Training Pillows
Discover cozy pillows that support martial artists in training, with humorous and motivating messages to decorate their training space.
Black Belt In Training Prints
Find inspiring prints that celebrate the journey to black belt. Perfect for framing and hanging in their dojo or training area, inspiring dedication every day.
Black Belt In Training T-Shirts
Check out our t-shirt selection for martial arts trainees, showcasing fun and inspiring designs that cheer on their path to black belt.