Black Belt Legend Gifts

Martial arts and clumsiness.

'You forget, I'm a blackbelt in powerpoint.'

"Ninja bread men"

"Now, suppose some guy comes at you balanced between two blocks."

'You may now kick the bride.'

'Not only do I have a black belt in karate, I also have a husband in the hospital to prove it!'

Old Karate Master

Gareth Bale

An Old-Timer/An Old Codger/An Old Geezer

'I suppose this means I'll have to find someone else to practice my karate on.'

'I've been transferred again.'

"Ohhh... He's out all right!"

Welcome to the countryside...

At the Old Bikers' Home

"Dang! This guy's good!"

The Sales Assistants Ruined Chance to Dazzle.

The Karate Master

Green Belt

I love Kung Fu.

"I think I'm getting the hang of it now!"

'Keep on jabbing kid, with your lousy punch, it's the only chance you got!'

Seat belts - The giving of life.

Footballers - Jaap Staam

How Fatherhood Affects Belt Height: Father/Grandfather/Great Grandfather.

Man attempting to karate chop a pile of bricks cheats by tying a brick to his hand

'The first move you must learn, is how to open your wallet and pay for your lessons.'

"To be a martial artist, one must be at peace with oneself. You must have dexterity! You must have flexibility! And you must believe in the impossible."

Joe posthumously advances to the next rank...

Two identical twins walk towards karate classes, one wearing '1st Dan' the second '2nd Dan'.

"Good news. The pain in your chest wasn't a heart attack. It was your belt buckle."

Suddenly Evander realized why his Championship belt had felt so tight that morning,

They had always thought you had to be a karate master to get a black belt. Then one day, they discovered it was the other way around.

Trousers. 'My trousers are higher than YOURS'

'You have the right to wear a belt. If you cannot afford a belt, one will be given to you.'

'How easy is it to get a belt ?'