Black Belt Dreamer Gifts

"Now, suppose some guy comes at you balanced between two blocks."

The Karate Master

Karate club. Sign on door reads 'Gone to punch'.

"I warned you not to use that club...now look, you struck oil!"

"I wanted to be a baseball player 'til I found out they send you to the showers."

'This is rodeo history! No one's ever stayed on the Dancing Bronco this long!'

'You may now kick the bride.'

'Not only do I have a black belt in karate, I also have a husband in the hospital to prove it!'

'I'm sure I could lie on my back waving my feet in the air if I could play the saxophone.'

Midnight Basketball

I disturbed the class by talking in my sleep.

Baseball Dreams

Not The Real Me

'I like the way you handle responsibility, Mac, so I'm going to blame some stuff on you.'

'I want to be a professional Polo player too when I grow up...Can I have your autograph please?'

"Ohhh... He's out all right!"

'I suppose this means I'll have to find someone else to practice my karate on.'

"You want England to win what!? Put me back in the lamp!"

Martial arts and clumsiness.

"Our band is called 'Paper'. We'll be covering some rock for you this evening."

Wordplay: Mind Games.

'There was a time when I considered making myself available for the NBA draft. But one day I realized, hey - I'm a slug! I don't have an athletic bone in my body!'

"Gus... you'll have to learn another chord."

'It's OK if you want to live your sports dreams vicariously through your son, Mr. Wagner. But you'll have to do it from the bleachers.'

Midnight in Minnesota

I love Kung Fu.

How to think and act like a professional cricketer.

"I think I'm getting the hang of it now!"