Discipline Dreamer Gifts

For parents of twins, disciplining starts much earlier.

US Immigration and Naturalization Service: If you're yearning to breath free...Get Out.

"I still haven't decided if I want to be unemployed as an English major or as a Communications major."

"Make a lot of money."

'Desert island cartoons - and you?'

Continuing education.

Exam

'It says I missed freshmen Orientation and I have to take it in summer school in order to graduate.'

'Oh for heaven's sake, you're a cow. Just eat grass and be happy.'

"I wanted to be a baseball player 'til I found out they send you to the showers."

'A depressing thought just came over me. Now we'll have to go out and get a job!'

Giant using sheep as cotton buds

"I never dreamed we'd migrate."

Your enemy is defeated by Fate

"Me, as soon as I'm old enough, I'm out of here! I'll go and join my older brother: he's a beach bum in San Diego, California..."

What do MD and PHD mean? It means the doctor owes a lot of money in student loans.

"You think you're a monster because you have poor self image."

"Ambitions... to open an office on Mars. Kennedy Space Center."

'Oh yeah, your dad might be on 4-1 in this afternoon's race, but mine is on 3-1!'

'I still want to be a cowboy.'

'I considered running away, but since I'll probably be living at home until I'm 38, it's a bad career move.'

'What can you wish for?!... Oh, I don't know... Infinite wealth, beautiful women throwing themselves at your feet, fame and admiration, perhaps?... But, don't let me influence you.'

"I dreamt we got a 'sorry you were out' card."

"Do you ever feel like you were meant for something else?"

A man with Dwarfism is reading Little Women.

Beat Fatigue - Stay in Bed.

'Never underestimate the value of pipe-dreams, my son.'

Zorro as a child.

"This next song's from the soundtrack to the film of the book I never got around to writing."

'Man asleep in double bed with a pencil.'

Woman sat at desk whilst her shadow does her dream career of being an artist.

Angel Music

Aim for the Stars, Settle for an Asteroid

The artist wakes refreshed, creative juices flowing.

'Don't take this the wrong way, Honey, but not only have I decided to hibernate this year, but I want to hibernate in the spare room...'