Discipline Dreamer Gifts

US Immigration and Naturalization Service: If you're yearning to breath free...Get Out.

"I still haven't decided if I want to be unemployed as an English major or as a Communications major."

'Desert island cartoons - and you?'

"Make a lot of money."

Continuing education.

'It says I missed freshmen Orientation and I have to take it in summer school in order to graduate.'

Exam

"I wanted to be a baseball player 'til I found out they send you to the showers."

'Oh for heaven's sake, you're a cow. Just eat grass and be happy.'

"I never dreamed we'd migrate."

"Me, as soon as I'm old enough, I'm out of here! I'll go and join my older brother: he's a beach bum in San Diego, California..."

'A depressing thought just came over me. Now we'll have to go out and get a job!'

Giant using sheep as cotton buds

Your enemy is defeated by Fate

What do MD and PHD mean? It means the doctor owes a lot of money in student loans.

'Oh yeah, your dad might be on 4-1 in this afternoon's race, but mine is on 3-1!'

"Ambitions... to open an office on Mars. Kennedy Space Center."

"You think you're a monster because you have poor self image."

'I still want to be a cowboy.'

"I dreamt we got a 'sorry you were out' card."

'I considered running away, but since I'll probably be living at home until I'm 38, it's a bad career move.'

"Do you ever feel like you were meant for something else?"

'What can you wish for?!... Oh, I don't know... Infinite wealth, beautiful women throwing themselves at your feet, fame and admiration, perhaps?... But, don't let me influence you.'

A man with Dwarfism is reading Little Women.

Beat Fatigue - Stay in Bed.

'Never underestimate the value of pipe-dreams, my son.'

'Man asleep in double bed with a pencil.'

Sleeping Beauty.

'All right. I'll count sheep, but I thought we were cattlemen.'

Angel Music

'Don't take this the wrong way, Honey, but not only have I decided to hibernate this year, but I want to hibernate in the spare room...'