Degree Dreamer Gifts

"Graduates, faculty, parents, creditors..."

"In six more weeks, these M.B.A.s will be ready for market."

"Thanks for waiting for me, Jocko, but I still can't play. I've decided to go for a Ph.D."

'I was working on my online degree, until my computer went on sabbatical.'

English major will work for food.

"I'm sorry, we're looking for somebody with experience."

'I'm still trying to decide if I should join the workforce or get my masters in staying.'

Continuing education.

Graduates using the tassel on their mortar boards as a propeller to take flight.

Ticking the right boxes.

'...... in sickness and in health, through the long lean years before tenure or perhaps no tenure, for better of for worse ......'

"I still haven't decided if I want to be unemployed as an English major or as a Communications major."

"I get the feeling he'll be a student here for a very long time."

Grim Reapers sitting their 'Finals'.

What do MD and PHD mean? It means the doctor owes a lot of money in student loans.

"It is my wish that this be the most educated country in the world, and toward that end I hereby ordain that each and everyone of my people be given a diploma."

'It says I missed freshmen Orientation and I have to take it in summer school in order to graduate.'

Congratulations 2015 graduates on this momentous step in your life...

"Yeah, it's not much of a job. But a degree in 4th Century Etruscan Art can be a little limiting."

'It's true that a college degree might render you overqualified for your present position, but it's a chance I'd take.'

"It'll be signed after your student loans are repaid."

'I'll need a bigger allowance now, Dad, or I'll have to get a job.'

Exam

Doctorate Stand

Banked on a college degree without an NBA career to fall back on.

'I thought I was getting a degree in hire education but I got a degree in higher education and no job offers.'

'Nothing against you, but I'm thinking about going back for my master's.'

University Degree Flying Carpet

"Make a lot of money."

Praying for a place at university.

"I said it's not often one gets one's chimney swept by a person with a B.A. from Sarah Lawrence."

"To what do I owe this honor?"

The fate of the emigrant

In the future, human thought will enter an age of clarity and purity never before dreamed of.

"Still, diving for it would look good on my college application.