Diploma Daydreamer Gifts

Make us proud and remember to return your textbooks.

"This is unbelievable. I think I forgot to graduate."

"I still haven't decided if I want to be unemployed as an English major or as a Communications major."

"Make a lot of money."

'Remember, Edward, inside every 'F' student is a 'D' student trying to get out.'

Continuing education.

'It says I missed freshmen Orientation and I have to take it in summer school in order to graduate.'

Exam

'I'm sure that you are highly qualified. It's just that we're not hiring anyone at the third grade level.'

"This statement from your headmaster says that you can easily get a good degree...your bank manager says you can't."

'So what are you studying, young man?'

"Is there any way I could get a dashboard instead of a report card?"

What do MD and PHD mean? It means the doctor owes a lot of money in student loans.

"At these tuition prices an acceptance letter is pretty much a denial."

'Congratulations, you graduated.'

'Your pediatrician? No. . . I'm your baby's college admissions representatives.'

"I really love school. There's only one problem. I think not having a college degree is holding me back."

'I reckon we have grounds for a libel action, don't you?.'

'I had no idea there would be a test.'

"I'm pre-law and pre-med. That way if I foul up I can defend myself."

Mall Directory: You are here, but your mind is somewhere else.

Good luck in your A Levels.

'Very good, Jeffrey! - You are so creative!'

"Okay, you still have all the old problems, but we're adding new ones and you can't touch.

Grim Reapers sitting their 'Finals'.

"Your father would be able to afford to send you to a good college if only he had listened to me when he was your age!"

'Congratulations! And please give your parents this receipt for $148 thousand.'

'OKAY, okay Sandra, I'll PAY for your University course. But it BETTER NOT cost me an arm and a leg!...'

"How can a student who can't speak English or Gobbledegook expect to pass?"

"If you don't wake up and get to work, I'm going to call your mom."

"First I'm getting a Bachelor's Degree, the a Master's Degree, then a Doctor's Degree!"

“Honestly class, where are your minds?!”

"Graduates, faculty, parents, creditors..."

'Dad's old school teacher was really strict. He still has to go back every night, to finish his detention!'

The existentialist manifesto according to Jean-Paul Sinatra-'oooby Dooby Doo!'