Diploma Daydreamer Gifts

Make us proud and remember to return your textbooks.

"This is unbelievable. I think I forgot to graduate."

"I still haven't decided if I want to be unemployed as an English major or as a Communications major."

'Remember, Edward, inside every 'F' student is a 'D' student trying to get out.'

"Make a lot of money."

Continuing education.

Exam

'It says I missed freshmen Orientation and I have to take it in summer school in order to graduate.'

"This statement from your headmaster says that you can easily get a good degree...your bank manager says you can't."

'So what are you studying, young man?'

'I'm sure that you are highly qualified. It's just that we're not hiring anyone at the third grade level.'

"Is there any way I could get a dashboard instead of a report card?"

What do MD and PHD mean? It means the doctor owes a lot of money in student loans.

"At these tuition prices an acceptance letter is pretty much a denial."

'Congratulations, you graduated.'

'Your pediatrician? No. . . I'm your baby's college admissions representatives.'

"I really love school. There's only one problem. I think not having a college degree is holding me back."

'I reckon we have grounds for a libel action, don't you?.'

"I'm pre-law and pre-med. That way if I foul up I can defend myself."

Mall Directory: You are here, but your mind is somewhere else.

'Very good, Jeffrey! - You are so creative!'

Good luck in your A Levels.

"Okay, you still have all the old problems, but we're adding new ones and you can't touch.

Grim Reapers sitting their 'Finals'.

"Your father would be able to afford to send you to a good college if only he had listened to me when he was your age!"

'OKAY, okay Sandra, I'll PAY for your University course. But it BETTER NOT cost me an arm and a leg!...'

'Congratulations! And please give your parents this receipt for $148 thousand.'

"How can a student who can't speak English or Gobbledegook expect to pass?"

"If you don't wake up and get to work, I'm going to call your mom."

"First I'm getting a Bachelor's Degree, the a Master's Degree, then a Doctor's Degree!"

"Graduates, faculty, parents, creditors..."

'Dad's old school teacher was really strict. He still has to go back every night, to finish his detention!'

Tunnel of I Like You but I'm just really busy right now with grad school and stuff.

'And finally, if you're going to commit a felony, do it before ol' dad incurs the high cost of tuition.'

"This isn't bad. Ten per cent all A's."