"Ninja bread men"
Black Belt Baker Gifts
Looking for a thoughtful gift for the black belt baker? From witty mugs to fun t-shirts, pillows, and prints, find something that honors their baking mastery and love of creative confections. Show them you appreciate their culinary skills with a delightful, personalized touch that truly recognizes their dedication to the craft.
'You forget, I'm a blackbelt in powerpoint.'
"Now, suppose some guy comes at you balanced between two blocks."
"It's called geometry, Mum."
"An untested recipe. An uncalibrated oven. Substituted ingredients. And yet, the cake...the cake is...magnificent!"
'You may now kick the bride.'
'Not only do I have a black belt in karate, I also have a husband in the hospital to prove it!'
Old Karate Master
"It's choux pastry, not shoe pastry!"
"Look lively crew, lest we be dashed upon these scrumptious shores."
'If they rise they're scones. If not they're pancakes.'
'How much are your upside-down cakes? 99p.'
'...now pour the mixture into a baking dish...'
'I suppose this means I'll have to find someone else to practice my karate on.'
"Ohhh... He's out all right!"
Martial arts and clumsiness.
"Dang! This guy's good!"
Green Belt
I love Kung Fu.
What's Really In A Penguin?
The Tumbledweed's Sworn Enemy
The Karate Master
"I think I'm getting the hang of it now!"
'Stale or not, French bread is still my favourite...'
The Nun and Hot Cross Buns
Man attempting to karate chop a pile of bricks cheats by tying a brick to his hand
'The first move you must learn, is how to open your wallet and pay for your lessons.'
"To be a martial artist, one must be at peace with oneself. You must have dexterity! You must have flexibility! And you must believe in the impossible."
Two identical twins walk towards karate classes, one wearing '1st Dan' the second '2nd Dan'.
They had always thought you had to be a karate master to get a black belt. Then one day, they discovered it was the other way around.
Joe posthumously advances to the next rank...
Karate Class Clown
Karate club. Sign on door reads 'Gone to punch'.
Black Belt Baker Gifts Collection
Black Belt Baker Mugs
Explore our collection of mugs perfect for the black belt baker. Find witty, inspiring, or humorous designs that make every coffee break a celebration.
Black Belt Baker Pillows
Add a playful touch with pillows featuring clever baking quotes and designs. Perfect for decorating their kitchen or cozying up with their latest bake.
Black Belt Baker Prints
Brighten their baking space with prints that celebrate their craft. Inspirational or humorous, these prints are a delightful addition to any baker’s decor.
Black Belt Baker T-Shirts
Check out our fun t-shirts designed for baking champions. Great for everyday wear or special baking events, they showcase your baker’s hero status.