Black Belt Baker Prints

"Ninja bread men"

'You forget, I'm a blackbelt in powerpoint.'

"Now, suppose some guy comes at you balanced between two blocks."

"It's called geometry, Mum."

"An untested recipe. An uncalibrated oven. Substituted ingredients. And yet, the cake...the cake is...magnificent!"

'You may now kick the bride.'

'Not only do I have a black belt in karate, I also have a husband in the hospital to prove it!'

Old Karate Master

"It's choux pastry, not shoe pastry!"

"Look lively crew, lest we be dashed upon these scrumptious shores."

'If they rise they're scones. If not they're pancakes.'

'How much are your upside-down cakes? 99p.'

'...now pour the mixture into a baking dish...'

'I suppose this means I'll have to find someone else to practice my karate on.'

"Ohhh... He's out all right!"

Martial arts and clumsiness.

"Dang! This guy's good!"

Green Belt

I love Kung Fu.

What's Really In A Penguin?

The Tumbledweed's Sworn Enemy

The Karate Master

"I think I'm getting the hang of it now!"

'Stale or not, French bread is still my favourite...'

The Nun and Hot Cross Buns

Man attempting to karate chop a pile of bricks cheats by tying a brick to his hand

'The first move you must learn, is how to open your wallet and pay for your lessons.'

"To be a martial artist, one must be at peace with oneself. You must have dexterity! You must have flexibility! And you must believe in the impossible."

Two identical twins walk towards karate classes, one wearing '1st Dan' the second '2nd Dan'.

They had always thought you had to be a karate master to get a black belt. Then one day, they discovered it was the other way around.

Joe posthumously advances to the next rank...

Karate Class Clown

Karate club. Sign on door reads 'Gone to punch'.