"I think I'm getting the hang of it now!"
Black Belt Hopeful Prints
Decorate their training space with inspiring prints that celebrate martial arts dreams. Perfect for motivating black belt hopefuls every day.
I love Kung Fu.
'The first move you must learn, is how to open your wallet and pay for your lessons.'
'You forget, I'm a blackbelt in powerpoint.'
"Ninja bread men"
"Now, suppose some guy comes at you balanced between two blocks."
'You may now kick the bride.'
'Not only do I have a black belt in karate, I also have a husband in the hospital to prove it!'
Old Karate Master
An Old-Timer/An Old Codger/An Old Geezer
“I’ve always wanted to learn to swim, but it’s never been more than thirty minutes since my last meal.”
'I suppose this means I'll have to find someone else to practice my karate on.'
"Ohhh... He's out all right!"
Martial arts and clumsiness.
Welcome to the countryside...
'...all been inspired by the Olympics...now touch those toes...touch those...'
The Sales Assistants Ruined Chance to Dazzle.
"Dang! This guy's good!"
"Grandpa, have you ever run with the bulls on wall street?"
The Karate Master
Green Belt
"Changing your Facebook profile does not count as exercise!"
How Fatherhood Affects Belt Height: Father/Grandfather/Great Grandfather.
Man attempting to karate chop a pile of bricks cheats by tying a brick to his hand
"To be a martial artist, one must be at peace with oneself. You must have dexterity! You must have flexibility! And you must believe in the impossible."
Two identical twins walk towards karate classes, one wearing '1st Dan' the second '2nd Dan'.
"Good news. The pain in your chest wasn't a heart attack. It was your belt buckle."
Suddenly Evander realized why his Championship belt had felt so tight that morning,
They had always thought you had to be a karate master to get a black belt. Then one day, they discovered it was the other way around.
Joe posthumously advances to the next rank...
'That virtual gym app isn't working for you."
Trousers. 'My trousers are higher than YOURS'
'You have the right to wear a belt. If you cannot afford a belt, one will be given to you.'
'How easy is it to get a belt ?'
'Goodbye, Nicholas.'
Black Belt Hopeful Prints Collection
Black Belt Hopeful Mugs
Explore our collection of mugs perfect for black belt hopefuls. A fun way to keep motivation brewing with every sip.
Black Belt Hopeful Pillows
Find comfy pillows that inspire and motivate martial arts dreams. A perfect addition to any training space or home.
Black Belt Hopeful T-Shirts
Check out our t-shirts designed for martial arts enthusiasts aiming for that black belt. Wear your ambition with pride.