Black Belt Duo Pillows

'You may now kick the bride.'

'You forget, I'm a blackbelt in powerpoint.'

"Ninja bread men"

Paint pots in love

Black Belt/Yellow Belt/Green Belt/No Belt.

"Now, suppose some guy comes at you balanced between two blocks."

'Not only do I have a black belt in karate, I also have a husband in the hospital to prove it!'

Old Karate Master

"Hey! These are still good!!"

'I suppose this means I'll have to find someone else to practice my karate on.'

"Ohhh... He's out all right!"

'Act your shoe size, not your age.'

Martial arts and clumsiness.

"Can Mommy borrow your baby-blue pinafore tonight, sweetie?"

Cell Partners

Welcome to the countryside...

"Aren't you glad now that you suggested we get a hobby that would bring us closer together?"

"Dang! This guy's good!"

I love Kung Fu.

The Karate Master

"You can be whatever you want to be, but you'll probably turn out like me."

"I think I'm getting the hang of it now!"

Man attempting to karate chop a pile of bricks cheats by tying a brick to his hand

'The first move you must learn, is how to open your wallet and pay for your lessons.'

"To be a martial artist, one must be at peace with oneself. You must have dexterity! You must have flexibility! And you must believe in the impossible."

They had always thought you had to be a karate master to get a black belt. Then one day, they discovered it was the other way around.

Joe posthumously advances to the next rank...

"I hope you're not thinking of going out wearing THAT."

Tandem face mask

Karate Class Clown

Karate club. Sign on door reads 'Gone to punch'.