Black Belt Boss Pillows

"Dang! This guy's good!"

'You forget, I'm a blackbelt in powerpoint.'

"Ninja bread men"

'You may now kick the bride.'

"Now, suppose some guy comes at you balanced between two blocks."

'Not only do I have a black belt in karate, I also have a husband in the hospital to prove it!'

Creative entrepreneur at work

Old Karate Master

'I never knew baking was such a violent activity. You have to beat the eggs, whip the cream, and mash the nuts.'

'Sorry, you're just not built right for weightlifting.'

Heavy Workload

'I suppose this means I'll have to find someone else to practice my karate on.'

"Ohhh... He's out all right!"

Martial arts and clumsiness.

Health Club. Memberships. Apparently, if you want to build a better body, you need to mortgage it.

'Are you sure this is only the 100kg?'

"Sorry dear! I'm very busy right now."

'Ortiz, your timing is off...'

"I can't decide which one of you should get the promotion, so I'm setting up a boxing match between you two to decide."

'He's been like that for an hour. Should we tell coach?'

I love Kung Fu.

The Karate Master

'I don't take no for an answer. I give it.'

"I think I'm getting the hang of it now!"

'The gentlemans washroom at the indoor bouldering comp'

'I thought Bill had a bad back.'

Man attempting to karate chop a pile of bricks cheats by tying a brick to his hand

"To be a martial artist, one must be at peace with oneself. You must have dexterity! You must have flexibility! And you must believe in the impossible."

'The first move you must learn, is how to open your wallet and pay for your lessons.'

Power Tanning

They had always thought you had to be a karate master to get a black belt. Then one day, they discovered it was the other way around.

Joe posthumously advances to the next rank...

Karate Class Clown

Karate club. Sign on door reads 'Gone to punch'.