Barbell Boss Pillows

Heavy Workload

'Sorry, you're just not built right for weightlifting.'

'Are you sure this is only the 100kg?'

'He's been like that for an hour. Should we tell coach?'

"Sorry dear! I'm very busy right now."

Bench Press Accident

"Empty again? What's going on around here anyway?"

"O.K. you're ready to go on to the less embarrassing weights."

Aprons

"It's a cookout-act stupid!"

Men playing water football in barrels on a lake

'...'Fire the coach'...'Fire the coach'...'Fire the coach'...'

'I never knew baking was such a violent activity. You have to beat the eggs, whip the cream, and mash the nuts.'

'A lovely day, a good meal, and, thank heaven, no guilt.'

Weight lifter using his foot to take a photograph.

Painting the portrait of a weight lifter.

"Holy hell. I should not have based my whole personality around this..."

"I'm just gonna do one more set."

Double Bass.

Vlad the Impaler - The Later Years.

"Our band is called 'Paper'. We'll be covering some rock for you this evening."

The Steaks have a Last Desperate Attempt to Escape

'You wanted more responsibility in this company, and I agree. My motorcycle is parked right outside, go wax it.'

Weightlifter

'Ortiz, your timing is off...'

"Great grunts, next week we'll try some weights."

"Being a sugar plum fairy doesn't mean sticking to a diet of sugar plums!"

'Marge tells me you're a welder by profession.'

'Ben, that's what I hate about this crowded gym... there's no freedom of the bench press.'

"A new record for the 2 handed snatch, press and hernia."

"I can't decide which one of you should get the promotion, so I'm setting up a boxing match between you two to decide."

'If you want me to mount you 22-pound bass you've got to let go of it.'

Working Out

'And none of yor deflationary wit - just attend to the bar-b-q-.'

'I don't take no for an answer. I give it.'