Barbell Boss Mugs

Heavy Workload

Health Club. Memberships. Apparently, if you want to build a better body, you need to mortgage it.

'Sorry, you're just not built right for weightlifting.'

'Are you sure this is only the 100kg?'

'He's been like that for an hour. Should we tell coach?'

"Sorry dear! I'm very busy right now."

Bench Press Accident

"O.K. you're ready to go on to the less embarrassing weights."

"Empty again? What's going on around here anyway?"

Aprons

Men playing water football in barrels on a lake

'...'Fire the coach'...'Fire the coach'...'Fire the coach'...'

"It's a cookout-act stupid!"

'I never knew baking was such a violent activity. You have to beat the eggs, whip the cream, and mash the nuts.'

Painting the portrait of a weight lifter.

"Holy hell. I should not have based my whole personality around this..."

'A lovely day, a good meal, and, thank heaven, no guilt.'

"I'm just gonna do one more set."

Weight lifter using his foot to take a photograph.

Double Bass.

"Our band is called 'Paper'. We'll be covering some rock for you this evening."

Vlad the Impaler - The Later Years.

The Steaks have a Last Desperate Attempt to Escape

'You wanted more responsibility in this company, and I agree. My motorcycle is parked right outside, go wax it.'

'Ortiz, your timing is off...'

Weightlifter

"Great grunts, next week we'll try some weights."

"Being a sugar plum fairy doesn't mean sticking to a diet of sugar plums!"

'Ben, that's what I hate about this crowded gym... there's no freedom of the bench press.'

'Marge tells me you're a welder by profession.'

"A new record for the 2 handed snatch, press and hernia."

"I can't decide which one of you should get the promotion, so I'm setting up a boxing match between you two to decide."

'If you want me to mount you 22-pound bass you've got to let go of it.'

Working Out

'And none of yor deflationary wit - just attend to the bar-b-q-.'