Barbell Buff Pillows

"O.K. you're ready to go on to the less embarrassing weights."

"Hulk no can be mad at Mr. Puppy Face"

A fairy with wand and crown in pink tutu

Muscles

'Well, well, well. It wasn't a 12 lb baby after all. It was a six pound one pumping iron.'

"From the gentleman at the end of the barre."

Bench Press Accident

"Empty again? What's going on around here anyway?"

"I hate it when the damned things decide they need to get out and burn off some calories."

Joe's 'Take Responsibility For Your Own Actions' Bar.

Race track - with the race being to apply the white lines between lanes

'It's perfectly normal for middle-aged men to put on a little weight.'

Runner collapsing over the finishing line.

"Wait! Don't start the chase now: I need to stretch first!:

"We're exclusively delts."

'Of course I stretched first. That's how I hurt myself.'

'We're looking for athletic people.'

"I told him he should have trained more."

Woman forcing family to hike through hills.

'C'mon, c'mon! I want to be the first one on the stair-climbing machine!'

Keep Fit.

'Hey, Bob, can you get this itch on my chin? It's driving me nuts.'

Ballet Lovers

'I've written six books on wine; owned my own winery and taught a wine class for two years. My next goal is to taste some.'

Humpty Dumpty in Occupational Therapy

The first microscope capable of seeing the number of angels dancing on the head of a pin.

"Holy hell. I should not have based my whole personality around this..."

'Sorry, you're just not built right for weightlifting.'

"How much could your mother bench?"

'You mean that I have to carry them to my car?'

Painting the portrait of a weight lifter.

"I'm just gonna do one more set."