Barbell Buff Gifts

"O.K. you're ready to go on to the less embarrassing weights."

"You think you can? Think again, mister. You know you can. Got that?"

"Hulk no can be mad at Mr. Puppy Face"

A fairy with wand and crown in pink tutu

Muscles

'Well, well, well. It wasn't a 12 lb baby after all. It was a six pound one pumping iron.'

Bench Press Accident

"I hate it when the damned things decide they need to get out and burn off some calories."

"Wait! Don't start the chase now: I need to stretch first!:

Race track - with the race being to apply the white lines between lanes

'It's perfectly normal for middle-aged men to put on a little weight.'

Joe's 'Take Responsibility For Your Own Actions' Bar.

Runner collapsing over the finishing line.

"From the gentleman at the end of the barre."

"We're exclusively delts."

"Empty again? What's going on around here anyway?"

'Of course I stretched first. That's how I hurt myself.'

'We're looking for athletic people.'

"I told him he should have trained more."

7 brownies worth of exercise.

Keep Fit.

'C'mon, c'mon! I want to be the first one on the stair-climbing machine!'

Woman forcing family to hike through hills.

'Hey, Bob, can you get this itch on my chin? It's driving me nuts.'

Ballet Lovers

'I've written six books on wine; owned my own winery and taught a wine class for two years. My next goal is to taste some.'

Humpty Dumpty in Occupational Therapy

'It's caused by doing too many wrist curls, overindulging in spinach and... Excuse me. Everyone in here - stat - if you want to see an actual case of 'Popeye Syndrome'!'

The first microscope capable of seeing the number of angels dancing on the head of a pin.

Gym. Instructor. Why do you want to learn kickboxing? I've always wanted to win a fight hands down!

'Sorry, you're just not built right for weightlifting.'

"How much could your mother bench?"

"I'm just gonna do one more set."

'You mean that I have to carry them to my car?'

Painting the portrait of a weight lifter.