Body-building Buff Gifts

1. Wealthy people will consider hiring others to do their exercise for them. They should not give in to this temptation, as studies have shown that this seriously slows down any truly serious body-building campaign. 2. The key word in isometrics is balance. Be sure every part of your body shares in the fun equally and you will be able to avoid awkward developments.

"You think you can? Think again, mister. You know you can. Got that?"

"Relax. I just had a vitamin."

Muscles

'Not that sort of body building program!'

Powerful Love.

'How many studio apartment construction projects did you say you'd worked on before?'

'Well, well, well. It wasn't a 12 lb baby after all. It was a six pound one pumping iron.'

Bodybuilder pumping himself up.

Sam's Gym. My problem is I can't get the body I want with the body I've got!

Bench Press Accident

"Empty again? What's going on around here anyway?"

The rock caricature

"O.K. you're ready to go on to the less embarrassing weights."

Where Skim Milk comes from.

Runner collapsing over the finishing line.

'Of course I stretched first. That's how I hurt myself.'

"We're exclusively delts."

'It's perfectly normal for middle-aged men to put on a little weight.'

"Wait! Don't start the chase now: I need to stretch first!:

"I hate it when the damned things decide they need to get out and burn off some calories."

Biceps, muscles and brawn

"Can you hypnotise me into being in shape?"

"He's a dedicated lifter, but he always skips leg day."

'We're looking for athletic people.'

"I told him he should have trained more."

7 brownies worth of exercise.

"How long have you lived in this gym?"

'C'mon, c'mon! I want to be the first one on the stair-climbing machine!'

Keep Fit.

Cactus with muscles and dumb-bells on ground.

Gym Dog

"You'll have to forgive Roland. He still uses 'stomach' and 'abdominals' interchangeably."

'Yes, I do a lot of rowing. How could you tell?'

Woman forcing family to hike through hills.