Bodybuilding Buff Gifts

'Since I got this exercise ball, my abs have gotten into the best shape they've ever been!'

'Grandpa's been working out!!'

A man going to the toilet sees two doors, one is labeled 'MEN', the other, 'REAL MEN'.

'Hey, Bob, can you get this itch on my chin? It's driving me nuts.'

"It might be time to start training your legs!"

"We supply the exercise and nutrition program, but it's up to you to supply the narcissism."

'It's caused by doing too many wrist curls, overindulging in spinach and... Excuse me. Everyone in here - stat - if you want to see an actual case of 'Popeye Syndrome'!'

"Breathe in!"

'All I can say is my wife worked out every day when she was pregnant.'

Muscles

Arnold Schwarzenegger.

The Wonder Gym.

'Well, well, well. It wasn't a 12 lb baby after all. It was a six pound one pumping iron.'

Narcissus having a very large right arm.

Try as they might, the female manatees could not keep from ogling Ivan and his six-pack.

"I spend so long in the gym getting into this shape that my wife ran off with seven stone weakling..."

"He is working on his core."

"I just want to fill out my t-shirt with a bit more authority."

'You mean that I have to carry them to my car?'

"For me, Max. We're in public."

Self-Corrective Eyewear For People Your Age...

"No I don't use steroids. Why do you ask?"

'Any improvement?' - 'Yes, my arms are getting longer.'

'I think it's time for you to start on your cooling-down exercises.'

I'm afraid I now have no choice but to find you guilty of having killer abs.

"Where hard boiled eggs end up."

"What's the best machine to use to meet hot chicks?"

Handlebar Moustache Man

"I've seen him bench-press four rubber tree plants."

Weight Lifting Crab

"Let me help you, dear."

"Daddy doesn't have a job. Daddy goes to the gym."

"You think you can? Think again, mister. You know you can. Got that?"

"Relax. I just had a vitamin."

'Not that sort of body building program!'