Buff Bodybuilders Gifts

'I've told you before Ralph, touching your knees fifteen times a day isn't going to do it!'

Muscles

'Well, well, well. It wasn't a 12 lb baby after all. It was a six pound one pumping iron.'

'How many studio apartment construction projects did you say you'd worked on before?'

Powerful Love.

"Let's get ready to bumble!"

Race track - with the race being to apply the white lines between lanes

Biceps, muscles and brawn

The rock caricature

"O.K. you're ready to go on to the less embarrassing weights."

"We're exclusively delts."

'It's perfectly normal for middle-aged men to put on a little weight.'

"Right now Arnold Schwarzenegger is doing sit-ups."

"I love an ape, secure in his masculinity!"

"I told him he should have trained more."

'This is a wind-up, isn't it?'

'C'mon, c'mon! I want to be the first one on the stair-climbing machine!'

'Hey, Bob, can you get this itch on my chin? It's driving me nuts.'

'You don't have the muscles to buy a muscle car, dear.'

'Can you take the lid off this jar for me...?'

"It slowly dawned on Edwin who exactly had stolen his steroids."

"When will you be starting building work on the lower body?"

Dave cut costs and now realizes that in order to pass inspection, he may have to arrange a marriage between his daughter and the building inspector's son.

'I want a brain, but I'd settle for buns of steel!'

Health Nut with a 60-Pack

The size of a man's upper body is directly proportional to the number of unresolved issues in his head.

'It's caused by doing too many wrist curls, overindulging in spinach and... Excuse me. Everyone in here - stat - if you want to see an actual case of 'Popeye Syndrome'!'

Important Muscles.

Hero of the Beach?

"Holy hell. I should not have based my whole personality around this..."

"How much could your mother bench?"

Showing gardening tools to a tower block.

"...And have we been working on our upper body or our lower body?"

'The buildings are merging.'

''What I Did Over Summer Vacation,' by Craig Martin.'